Fucking rumour mongers

[razorjak]

Sometimes I wonder why I bother. I can't even nurse a broken heart without fucking being the subject of absurd rumours.

The more I am around people the more I love my cats.

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Crazy rumors.

[ogremarco.livejournal.com]

Magilla Gorilla is a woman.
Elmer Fudd is in jail in Mexico.
Yogi Bear overdosed on Picahnic baskets.
Mr. Magoo is up on kidnapping and sodomy charges, but the alledged victim, Strawberry Shortcake, is fighting the charges saying that "it's just this thing we do to keep things spicy." Charges were filed by Count Chocula and may be the root of a spurned affection.

[ravenhart.livejournal.com]

I despise rumor mongers.

Seeing as I have been a bartender in this town for more years than I care to think about, I know where ALL the dead dogs are buried. And I say nothing. Never have, never will.

Yet these same people initiated a HUGE illicit and completely untrue rumor about me two nights ago. Involving everything from randy sex to homewrecking. None of it true. I am sick about it, but if I try to address it, it only gives the rumor more air time.

So fuck it. That person just went on my "Totally Sucks Moose Cock" list.

Last one was I was dancing around topless for the local ball team. The time before that I was having an affair with someone I have never even given a hug, much less the big whomperoo.

Straight to the TSMC list.

Rumors die off. The assholse who promote them are eventually treated with distain. Hang in there. Ignore. Imagine them with the Giant Hairy in hand. You shall prevail.

[chisaiboo.livejournal.com]

PEOPLE = SHIT!

[madamev.livejournal.com]

The more I am around people the more I love my cats.

I second that!!!

Fuck those people. I am the object of some pretty nasty rumors at the moment as well. Just take pride in knowing your better than they are and you have better things to do with your time than talk about other people.

Hang in there. *hug*

[sabinenotagoth.livejournal.com]

The more I am around people the more I love my cats.

amen to that, but cat singular for me.

ugh.

[timly.livejournal.com]

well, if it wasn't you, it had to be either me or rafe. : )

i used to have such a bad rep in high school because i'd just say 'yeah, sure. but, that's not all!' it all eventually got to the point where people would say 'yeah, right.' and forget it.

speaking of rafe, have you heard from him? i've not in quite a while...

[etcet.livejournal.com]

timly! d000000d.

[sabine mentioned this thread to me. how's the new town & gig treatin' you, ruh, and the keed?]

kid? try 'kids'

[timly.livejournal.com]

has it really been that long since we've communicated? egads, man, i have two offspring now. we're going to have to take this to my LJ page and quit taking up jak's space (but, jak, you're more than welcome to drop on by and join in the chat).

Re: kid? try 'kids'

[sithrose.livejournal.com]

I know it's been that long since we talked, Timly! :) I lost your ICQ number, BTW.

You didn't tell me about the second rug monkey! *grins*

Sith/NoirRose

Re: kid? try 'kids'

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

no worries

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[razorjak.livejournal.com]

haven't heard from rafe in ages. I see his better half online every once in awhile.

Thats exactly why i prefer the company of my horses to people

[masokisst.livejournal.com]

i have no fears of posting this comment directly to your journal. (you may deleate it if you choose)I feel you should not leave the list, please. These rumors were brought first to Mike about me cheating on him, then about him being a switch... and god knows what else.
It seems to have all started just because, and right after I helped you move. No your ex did not start them, but I think somebody close to her did. Seeing as how i was told over and over that "emotions were running high".
Apparently, it's somebody who reads your journal (from said list), not somebody at the con.

whats next in store ?
i'll start the next rumor.... didn't you know that Erin was an Iron Weaver Soul Stealer ?!?!

Re: Thats exactly why i prefer the company of my horses to people

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Iron Reaver actually :-)

and I didn't think the ex started them. She has other ways of driving me insane STILL. She doesn't need to start rumours. Besides she's usually the one who blows up over ridiculous rumours like the last one involving C.

[missanthropy.livejournal.com]

Pffffffffffffffffffffffttt!!!!

The rumor mongers only matter if you let them matter. 90% of the time, the people starting or spreading the rumors, are people you don't give them time of day to anyways, other than the obligatory "Hi, how are you, yadda, yadda..." schtick at the Cont.

People like to try and live vicariously through other people, even if it's through their heartache and misery.

I still love you... and I won't talk any smack. I know how it is... *hug*

PS: We'll just bring Rave out and let her at the rumor mongers :)