May. 7th, 2003 03:43 am
Fucking rumour mongers
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razorjakSometimes I wonder why I bother. I can't even nurse a broken heart without fucking being the subject of absurd rumours.
The more I am around people the more I love my cats.
The more I am around people the more I love my cats.
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Crazy rumors.
Elmer Fudd is in jail in Mexico.
Yogi Bear overdosed on Picahnic baskets.
Mr. Magoo is up on kidnapping and sodomy charges, but the alledged victim, Strawberry Shortcake, is fighting the charges saying that "it's just this thing we do to keep things spicy." Charges were filed by Count Chocula and may be the root of a spurned affection.