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Supposedly, the vast majority of the pineal-impaired genejokes who claim to be pro-lifers (but endorse killing ACTUAL people) are "christians".

But they have no problem with one of the assassins they've labeled an "American Hero" going into a house of God and spilling blood.

Spilling blood in a place that, according to the doctrines of their religion, is supposed to be a sanctuary.

Hypocrites; one and all.
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My google-fu fails me many times.

Seeking out a few things today ...

They're both videos that played on Mtv Asia quite a bit in the early 90s:

The first is from a song I believe was called "Vanity" by a japanese singer who went by "Noko" if I remember correctly. The song is completely bubblegum. But I liked it. So much that I had bought the CD in the PX back in the day. It's MIA.

I can't find anything about the song or the singer now. Does anyone remember the song?

(- "Vanity Vanity, Innocence ... You look so good. Remove your dress" -)

The other is a french song ... The video had the singer coming down from heaven all dressed in white, and blowing away a white feather from her shoulder - and getting turned away from the entrance of a nightclub. She then returns dressed in tight black minidress, again blowing a white feather from her shoulder ... this time the bouncer lets her in ...

I hate spotty memories.
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Went from nightmares to just odd batshit crazy dreams.

One of which makes me wonder who actually IS more intimidating; Alan Moore or me?

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There we go. I was wondering when it happen. Waking up screaming from dreams spawned of memories, regrets and "what ifs" ... The fuckers started late in an attempt to take me offguard.

They're especially bad this year it seems. Seeing as I'd be retired from the military now if things had gone a different route. That or dead.

So far today I've woken up five times from bad dreams.

The most fucked up one involved dealing cards to three soldiers I served with in different units:

One being a fuck-up suspected of being involved in shady dealings ... He was sitted at the table looking like he did when his body was discovered, mangled and broken only a few yards from where my company usually set up bivouac while on field exercises.

One was a former drinking buddy who married a korean national ... he was seated at the table with one hand pressing a towel to the back of his head in an attempt to keep his brains from leaking out through the exit wound of the self-inflicted gunshot he used to take the cowards way out.

The last is an old colleague who disappeared off the radar about a year after I got out. I have no idea whatever happened to him. He looked like a transparent shade made from decades of bad whiskeyjoint smoke.

I had dealt them ALL aces & eights from a single deck.

Jesus! And people wonder why I never got into hallucinigenics? I don't even want to think of what fucked up trips I'd be dealing with!
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Explain to me again why I'm not allowed to have an army of trained dermestidae which I could send out to devour the genitalia of those that displease me?
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Do NOT ask me about my opinion on the Steven Green ruling unless you're sure you'll like my answer.

In other words. Don't ask me. Especially not this weekend.
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This region is small. You'd think that the proselytizers would have a BIG RED X over my house on their maps.

Just had one at my door.

"Good afternoon, Sir."
--- "Actually, for me, it's the middle of the night. See the sign?" *

"Oh, I'm sorry for disturbing your slumber. Do you mind if I take just a few moments of your time?" **
--- "You're already taking moment of my time. But I'll let you have a few more because I have better manners than some on this porch."

He preceeded to go into his spiel. First going on about diet and how the foods we eat affect not only us but our children ... yada yada yada.
--- " I'm a strict fruitarian. And I live alone. " ***

THEN he got into the religious part. Talking about the lies of the Catholic Church and the moral christian fundamentals this country was founded on.

And THAT'S when I saw my cue to make this lil shit cry.

" You do realize that FUNDAMENTALISM is usually the youngest offshoot of whatever organizaed religion that spawned it? It's usually populated by the most narrow minded, bigoted and judgemental people. Since the whole concept of fundamentalism is trying to force what the leaders of that cult believe the fundamentals should be ... not what they actually were. "

" I do not need your bastardized translation paid for by a monarch who made sure the translation said what he wished it to say. James' fear of witches had a passage which should actually have translated as "DO not suffer a poisoner to live." as an excuse to kill untold number of 'witches'."

" If I want to read the bible. I'll read it in hebrew and aramaic. Do you speak or read these languages? "

" Tell me. How long have you feared your badly hidden homosexuality so much that you must go door to door professing how much homosexuality is a sin? This is your way of doing it since you're too frail to have taken part in the fag-bashing of the in-the-closet jocks in high school, right? "

Ahhhh ... I feel so much better now.

* (- DAY SLEEPER: Trespassers WILL be EATEN! -)

** (- I have to hand it to the young lil shit. He only looked worried for a moment. They're making the biblethumpers out of sterner stuff. That or breeding them with lower self-preservation instincts. -)

*** (- I wasn't going to go the whole route of Born Again Breathairian. -)
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The new Star Trek movie is as much a Star trek movie as Quantum of Solace is a James Bond movie.

Take that the way you will.
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There's a movie I've been trying to find for years now. But I can't remember the name of it at all.

It takes place in the McCarthy "Reds Under the Bed" era.

It involves two college room-mates of dimetrically opposing viewpoints. One is the stereotypical uptight middle-class whitebread "young republican". The other is a beatnick whose actions and opinions makes whitebread completely ill at ease.

One of the scenes I remember the most is a dream sequence where a girl they're both associated with has shaved her head so the beatnick can use her hair to weave a shirt.

Anyone know of this movie?
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"Would you invite PILATE after he condemned JESUS?"

Maybe I'm wrong, but don't most of the wingnut fuckjobs who protest/bomb abortion clinics also think it was the jews who condemned Jesus?

Oh wait! Silly me. I'm trying to bring logic into the mix while talking about asshats who believe a fertilized egg is a person.
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So Drew Peterson's latest fiance is complaining about being a victim of the press.

I'm sorry. But any female brainless enough to become engaged to someone accused of killing one of his former wives AND the prime suspect in the missing person case of another of his wives really and truly deserves anything that happens to her.

The "I can change him." mentality fucking baffles me.

Manson still gets marriage proposals.
Bundy got marriage proposals up until he was executed.
Peterson has a fiance.

Even if the guy wasn't a murder suspect; he's been married four times. Does the twatwaffle think that "5th time is a charm?"

Yeah, humanity truly has some idiots amongst it's number.
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Lil Johnnie was thirsty. He called out to his mom to ask for a drink of water.
When she didn't answer; he crawled out of bed and tiptoed to his parents room.
Opening the door, he found his father on top of his mother busily attempting to make a lil brother or sister for lil Johnnie.

Before his folks realized what was going on, lil Johnnie runs out of the room screaming.

All of a sudden a loud racket erupts from the grandmother's bedroom.

Johnnie's father jumps out of bed, grabs his robe and rushs to his 80 year old mother's room.

He finds lil Johnnie on top of his grandmother, making a man of himself with the octagenarian.

"Not so funny when someone does it to your mom, is it?"
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It's going to be incredibly hard to keep jerknuggets from hitting me with spoilers until monday.
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One of the many drawbacks of living in the middle of nowhere is the fact that the closest shoppe that is taking part in FCBD09 is almost two hours away.

That being the case. If any of my fellow comic geeks are heading out to one of their local stores tomorrow; and the store in question happens to have copies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 25th anniversary reprint and one of the '09 minimates figurines ... and said items were picked up for me, I'd be extra squealy happy.
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Yeah, another year on the rotating shitball we call earth ... Yippy fuckin' skippy.

After I've had a few drinks I'm going to bed until I have to get up for work.


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