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[razorjak]

Explain to me again why I'm not allowed to have an army of trained dermestidae which I could send out to devour the genitalia of those that displease me?

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Because...

[crazeyal.livejournal.com]

You'd use it and I'm attached to that thing!!!

[ferromancer.livejournal.com]

Because if we gave YOU one, we'd have to give EVERYBODY one. To be fair.

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

FUCK FAIR! I want trained flesh-eating beetles, NOW!

To hell with sharks with laser beams! I want beetles!!!