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BrickJAK ([personal profile] razorjak) wrote2009-05-23 07:01 pm

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Explain to me again why I'm not allowed to have an army of trained dermestidae which I could send out to devour the genitalia of those that displease me?

Because...

[identity profile] crazeyal.livejournal.com 2009-05-24 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
You'd use it and I'm attached to that thing!!!

[identity profile] ferromancer.livejournal.com 2009-05-24 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Because if we gave YOU one, we'd have to give EVERYBODY one. To be fair.

[identity profile] razorjak.livejournal.com 2009-05-24 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
FUCK FAIR! I want trained flesh-eating beetles, NOW!

To hell with sharks with laser beams! I want beetles!!!