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[razorjak]

For those of you who know me and what I do when I am extremely pissed off ...

The bathroom tub is gleaming like a model's pearly whites. The floor glows. The metal fixtures in both the bathroom and kitchen are polished to mirror finish. And the apartment is rearranged.

and I made shepherd's pie ... and ate the whole damned thing.

Comments

[greycat.livejournal.com]

Please come over to my house. I really need someone with the power of pissed offedness to clean my house too.

[wishx.livejournal.com]

You clean when you're pissed off? Seriously?

Well then, you lame-ass dirty cock-choking wannabe!

(Hope that worked. The door's open. My room's the dirtiest. Start there.)

Remember, GRRR! Angry! GRRRR!

(I'll be back with more Spic'n'Span in a minute.)

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

My ex roomie would come home and see me cleaning and cursing sometimes. He would promptly piss off and come back when he thought it was safe.

[madamev.livejournal.com]

Next time you are pissed off I have a whole apartment that needs cleaning before I move!!! ;)

*blink*

[itried-igaveup.livejournal.com]

I know a girl up here who would be perfect for you- Little Ang is always cleaning up after me when she's mad at me for something.

Well- she always cleans. But especially when she's mad.
I just happen to be obnoxious and leave a trail of mess behind me everywhere I go.

[the-machineshop.livejournal.com]

that doesn't suprise me at all jak