Jan. 13th, 2006 09:50 pm
Ten Top Trivia Tips about RazorJAK!
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about RazorJAK!
- There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat RazorJAK, though it may feel uncomfortable.
- The horns of RazorJAK are made entirely from hair.
- Olive oil was used for washing RazorJAK in the ancient Mediterranean world.
- The fingerprints of RazorJAK are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
- Scientists have discovered that RazorJAK can smell the presence of autism in children.
- Lightning strikes RazorJAK over seven times every hour.
- RazorJAK kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
- Donald Duck's middle name is RazorJAK!
- RazorJAK was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
- Czar Paul I banished RazorJAK to Siberia for marching out of step!
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*chuckles*
Why do you all keep saying that?
On one of the boards I frequent, the topic of what five weapons would you want in a zombie holocaust situation.
My name as a weapon came up far too often.
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And when I become a big time Actor, you'll have to protect from the other Scurge of the world, Tabloid Photographers...
For the time being, just protect my Sweet Sweet Brain Meats from Jaime ;>)
-A33