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Ten Top Trivia Tips about RazorJAK!



  1. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat RazorJAK, though it may feel uncomfortable.

  2. The horns of RazorJAK are made entirely from hair.

  3. Olive oil was used for washing RazorJAK in the ancient Mediterranean world.

  4. The fingerprints of RazorJAK are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

  5. Scientists have discovered that RazorJAK can smell the presence of autism in children.

  6. Lightning strikes RazorJAK over seven times every hour.

  7. RazorJAK kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!

  8. Donald Duck's middle name is RazorJAK!

  9. RazorJAK was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!

  10. Czar Paul I banished RazorJAK to Siberia for marching out of step!




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Date: 2006-01-14 10:55 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] razorjak.livejournal.com

*chuckles*

Why do you all keep saying that?

On one of the boards I frequent, the topic of what five weapons would you want in a zombie holocaust situation.

My name as a weapon came up far too often.
Date: 2006-01-14 11:00 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] algernon33.livejournal.com
Jak you are already my bodyguard from Zombies...
And when I become a big time Actor, you'll have to protect from the other Scurge of the world, Tabloid Photographers...

For the time being, just protect my Sweet Sweet Brain Meats from Jaime ;>)

-A33

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