Ten Top Trivia Tips about RazorJAK!

[razorjak]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about RazorJAK!

1. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat RazorJAK, though it may feel uncomfortable.


2. The horns of RazorJAK are made entirely from hair.


3. Olive oil was used for washing RazorJAK in the ancient Mediterranean world.


4. The fingerprints of RazorJAK are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.


5. Scientists have discovered that RazorJAK can smell the presence of autism in children.


6. Lightning strikes RazorJAK over seven times every hour.


7. RazorJAK kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!


8. Donald Duck's middle name is RazorJAK!


9. RazorJAK was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!


10. Czar Paul I banished RazorJAK to Siberia for marching out of step!

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Comments

[50-ft-queenie.livejournal.com]

There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat RazorJAK, though it may feel uncomfortable.

Ahem..... ;)

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Good to know for the next pool party, neh?

[mspaintchuk.livejournal.com]

Nice icon.

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

yeah - wonder where I got it :-)

you KNEW I was going to nick it the first time I saw it.

[mspaintchuk.livejournal.com]

I knew. Oh, how I knew.

[sola.livejournal.com]

So what here isn't true in oen form or another? Well, except for #5.

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

You're free to experiment and find out. :-)

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

I already knew about #6

[littlecrow.livejournal.com]

Well, we know #7 is complete BS, lol

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

True - but keeping me at the door of a club tends to keep Fratboys at bay :-)

[littlecrow.livejournal.com]

A much better deal, in my opinion :)!

[raindrops.livejournal.com]

Which is always a good thing.

[algernon33.livejournal.com]

HEY! I Resemble that Statement! ;>)

-A33

[littlecrow.livejournal.com]

Yup. Case in point. ;)

[algernon33.livejournal.com]

Sheesh!

You have just a little bit of Blood and some Sweet Eyeball Juice, people thing your some sort of Weirdo! ;>)

[jruske.livejournal.com]

I guess that depends on which bits you eat... doesn't it? ;)

[flameswithin.livejournal.com]

*Laugh* If I were you, I'd have #5 fucking engraved into my tombstone.

[algernon33.livejournal.com]

HAW!

I Object to #9

Jak IS a Weapon!

-A33

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

*chuckles*

Why do you all keep saying that?

On one of the boards I frequent, the topic of what five weapons would you want in a zombie holocaust situation.

My name as a weapon came up far too often.

[algernon33.livejournal.com]

Jak you are already my bodyguard from Zombies...
And when I become a big time Actor, you'll have to protect from the other Scurge of the world, Tabloid Photographers...

For the time being, just protect my Sweet Sweet Brain Meats from Jaime ;>)

-A33

Just had to...

[perrrfect-angel.livejournal.com]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Perrrfect_Angel! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Perrrfect_Angel&gender=f)

1. Perrrfect_Angel does not have toes!


2. Never store Perrrfect_Angel at room temperature.


3. You should always open Perrrfect_Angel at least an hour before drinking her.


4. Perrrfect_Angel has four noses.


5. Reindeer like to eat Perrrfect_Angel.


6. Lightning strikes Perrrfect_Angel over seven times every hour.


7. Perrrfect_Angel can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!


8. You share your birthday with Perrrfect_Angel.


9. Perrrfect_Angel can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.


10. It's bad luck to put Perrrfect_Angel on a bed!

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herhimitthem

(grins) I was highly amused by the last one... since bed is one of my favorite places to be!