New Bad Boy Truck Dwarfs the Hummer

[razorjak]

Thanks terminaldogma,

Any man who actually buys one of these may as well just wear a sign that says, "What little penis I actually possess is terminally flaccid."

I can understand montieth and his obsession with large military vehicles. He's a war memoribilia fanatic. That's why I don't tease him about his penis size when he bought a 5 ton truck. But if he bought one of these, I'd buy him a shirt that said "VAGINA" with an arrow pointing at his crotch.

There is no reason that rings true for anyone besides a rescue crew owning one of these.

Comments

LOL

[mr-sharkey.livejournal.com]

'The new Maibatsu Monstrosity - "Mine's Bigger" '


M.

Re: LOL

[mr-sharkey.livejournal.com]

"There's a certain group of people who color outside the box," Ayres said, and if they want to escape a city targeted by terrorists with dirty bombs or biological agents, "this is the truck for them."

In our school, kids who coloured outside the box rode in their own short bus too.


M.

Re: LOL

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Yup, that's the ticket. They're the shortbus crowd who managed to come into money.