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April Fool
cossack	TPs your dog.
ev0lemi	smiles. All the time.
exsanguinated	buys you a Russian Bride.
jenafi	legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
mr_sony	glues your cat to your bedroom ceiling.
the_fury	eggs your Russian Bride.
thewolfen	trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
tpoa	enlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
treebyleaf	shaves your head.
whippingboy	has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
Prank Me

Was heading to a wedding reception. Made it about 6 minutes on the road and started nodding off. Headed back and napped. BLAAAHHH.