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| April Fool | |
 cossack | TPs your dog. |
| ev0lemi | smiles. All the time. |
| exsanguinated | buys you a Russian Bride. |
| jenafi | legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. |
| mr_sony | glues your cat to your bedroom ceiling. |
| the_fury | eggs your Russian Bride. |
| thewolfen | trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. |
| tpoa | enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. |
| treebyleaf | shaves your head. |
| whippingboy | has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. |
Was heading to a wedding reception. Made it about 6 minutes on the road and started nodding off. Headed back and napped. BLAAAHHH.