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Hunter S. Thompson takes own life

Gods, I wish this was a hoax. I can't even write any comments about this that feel proper.

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Now interviewing applicants for the following position:

FUCK ELF

Those interested in the position must possess the qualities:
1.) perverse nature that can at times shock even me
2.) fully double-jointed
3.) prehensile tongue

Zero gag reflex (either natural or acquired by surgical means) is not a required asset but will be held in high regard when reviewing resumes.