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UPDATE on CONSTANTINE viewing tonight ,,,

Regal Elmwood, 7:30pm, Be there to watch me froth at the mouth and chew apart the back of a theatre chair while I watch Reeves "woah" his way through the bastardization of Hellblazer that he's put his surferboy filth upon.

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Actually, I've had wishes to do this at 4:10am most weekends.

When zombie bouncers attack, next on FOX

Sometimes it's just easier to eat their brain instead of trying to get them to leave.

My review of CONSTANTINE

DAMN THEM! DAMN THEM!

( Spoilers beyond this point ... Be forewarned )

I so wanted to HATE this movie. But I can't say that I did. Maybe it's because of the small things they kept which I was able to wrap around. Maybe it was the fact I tried picturing James Marsters(1) or a younger Rutger Hauer(2) doing the role. All in all ... I begrudgingly rescind the curse I called upon all who were involved with the film.

I still want Keannu Reeves and the people responsible for him being placed in the role to suffer the curse. But the scriptgirl and the caterers are now off the hook.

(1) First person to say Marsters is too young to play JC gets kicked in the junk. He's older than Reeves.
(2) Hell, I think present day Hauer would've LOOKED the part more than Reeves and we all know he can do snarky with the best of them.