Aug. 26th, 2003 03:06 pm
It has been brought to my attention ...
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razorjakthat Keannu ( I have no range of emotion beyond Stupid, Bored & Stupid ... and Shocked & Stupid ) Reeves has been cast to play John Constantine in the upcoming HELLBLAZER movie.
This CANNOT be allowed to happen! That feckless halfwit cannot be allowed to soil the name of one of my favorite Vertigo cahracters! He and those who cast him in this role must be stopped at any cost. They must all die and their bodies burned using the thrice damned scripts and contracts that allowed this travesty to occur!
Any of you who are loyal to me will do my bidding and help stop this from happening. Filming starts the 22nd of September. If Reeves meets a grisly end before the 21st I will be pleased.
This CANNOT be allowed to happen! That feckless halfwit cannot be allowed to soil the name of one of my favorite Vertigo cahracters! He and those who cast him in this role must be stopped at any cost. They must all die and their bodies burned using the thrice damned scripts and contracts that allowed this travesty to occur!
Any of you who are loyal to me will do my bidding and help stop this from happening. Filming starts the 22nd of September. If Reeves meets a grisly end before the 21st I will be pleased.
