Alton ... WHY?

[razorjak]

Why have thou forsaken us?

Alton Brown is doing ads for ... MILLER LITE!?!?!

I can understand him wanting/needing to make a few bucks as Food Network doesn't give him the credit that he deserves. But ... Miller Lite?

"Bring more taste to the table" is the slogan.

... *sob*

It's hard to fathom anyone using Miller Lite for anything other than ... washing the glasses.

Comments

[apestyle.livejournal.com]

Miller Lite isn't beer. Its beer-flavored water.

Alton, you whore!

[lupusyondergir1.livejournal.com]

Miller light is a late beer.
As in, you've already gotten drunk on something else, and now you can turn to the miller light hiding in the back of the fridge since, well, ain't like you got any taste buds left.

[50-ft-queenie.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't even use it as a marinade.

[ev0lemi.livejournal.com]

surely you jest
!!!!

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

http://www.mattburks.com/files/AB-Miller.jpg

http://www.realbeer.com/discussions/showthread.php?threadid=13378

[ashesnfeathers.livejournal.com]

*sighs*

And I thought everything in Kitchen Stadium was pure...

I was just starting to like Alton.

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

BAH! Alton's the ONLY good thing about the US bastardization of Kitchen Stadium.

Someone else hinted at this before and it seems a lot more likely than not.

The scumfucks in charge of Food Netowrk managed to force him under his contract to shill out for that 7th rate beer.

[ashesnfeathers.livejournal.com]

Miller lite is still considered a beer?

[guttercatt.livejournal.com]

Seriously.

Miller Lite is all anyone drinks in Chicago. I can't drink it - I get sick because my body rejects watery beer.