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razorjak- You walk through the supermarket and your eye lingers on the cartons of Pineapple Juice. Even though you know it's just juice, you still consider buying some in case you can't invite a RDM.
- Even the people at the Renaissance Fair double-take you, because you keep asking if their weaponry can be Dual-Wielded.
- Enormous dictionary fights break out when you score 105 points at Scrabble by playing Quezacotl on a Triple Word Score box.
- Death holds no more fear for you. After all, you remembered to cast Reraise when you left the house.
- When the house it quiet, everyone is still... You're pretty certain you're d/cing.
- You just can't go into zoos anymore. You just KNOW something there is going to aggro and bring the whole animal sanctuary down on you.
- The sheer physics of being able to dodge something in realtime is mind-boggling for you! O_O
- You watch sports on TV. Every time the referee blows his whistle, you want to start a skillchain.
- You cringe when you see anyone using a computer go "Alt-Tab."
- The Blueprints of your house are covered in scrawlings of family members' usual spawning points, vendor locations (Mostly situated in the kitchen), and the nasty AoE spells of house-dwelling mobs. ie. Dog, Cats, Canaries, etc.
- A jewellery store becomes simply a place to see sparklies. Without stats attached to their goods, the whole thing has just lost it's lustre.
- You've completely forgotten that Thiefs in RL are actually not the sort of people you'd want to befriend.
- You start a conversation about birth-control. Five minutes later, your companions stare wide-eyed as you rant about the stat properties of Dispel.
- You've been sitting at your computer for 14 hours a day, for 9 weeks straight, and it comes to your attention that your mouse has not budged once.
- You desperately want SE to open a themed Diner near you. The menu? Mithkabobs and Yagudo Drinks. Don't say you've never thought about what that'd taste like. o_O
- You beat someone at some kind of small competition and you can hear the level-up music in the back of your head.
- You're running late for work and you have to walk there and for some strange reason, "Flee" hasn't recharged yet.
- You need to cook a fancy dinner for someone special. Before you start, you close your eyes, and your cooking skill rises ever so slightly.
- Before boarding an airplane, you look for the guy about the "dropped item".
- You have defeated a housefly. You gain 40 experience points.
- When you see a bunny in RL, you run away screaming.
- When you start using the auto-translate in real life conversation.
- When you start to use LOL, instead of laughing .
- When at work you wish you could get a D2 and go home. >.<;
- When you’d rather synth your dinner instead of cooking it.
- You've killed the turtle of the little kid of the house next to yours (and didn't get the drops), now you are waiting for the respawn…
- Your sleep schedule revolves around the days and moon phases of Vana'diel.
- When the server is under maintnence u go to alla and look for threads to post in cause u have nothing else to do.
- You spend 8 hrs at work, get off, go home, to log into the game to spend 8 hrs at work
- When your running late for work and you attempt to cast Sneak and Invisible to clock in without your Boss aggroing you.
- When you see someone you don't like outside and attempt to pull out a weapon and you start to hear the fighting music in your head.
- When you run out of clean underwear and attempt to synth a pair of new ones.
- When you're at work and all you can think about what your going to do once you get home and hop back on the game.
- When you start to hallucinate and think your seeing mobs walk around your job and you start to attack them with your Ranged Attacked pens/pencils and your Ranged Attack skill lvl goes up.
- When you break your pencil and get on your knees and do the synth motion to try to fix it.
- When typing in AIM or MSN and trying to hit tab for auto-translate, or hitting ESC to clear what you wrote but instead closing the window.
- You practice your weaponskills in your living room.
- When you pass a police car, and you immediately check your rear view mirror to see if you aggrod it.
- When you pass said police car you SWORE you heard the gobbie aggro sound “rrghh”.
- When you come home from work and scream for your Moogle to put your clothes (re: armour) away and your wife slaps you.
- Doing /em motions in public.. Particularly /shocked and /panic...
- When you tell the School Nurse the bully aggro'd you and you need a Cure II.
- You think that by eating Rat Poison so you wont receive the effect of sleep when you play FF all night.
- When you're driving and relax putting your hands behind your head because you set auto-follow on the car in front of you.
- When a friend sees you staring at a door because you don't seem to be able to target it to get it open.
- Going into a bookstore, seeing the Woodworking section of books and looking for new crafting recipes.
- Going for a run on the full moon and thinking ‘I should get back quickly to the game so I can craft’. Remember a full moon in RL /= full moon in-game..
- Watching children playing games, and realising how similar they look to a Crawler and a Mandragora in Sarutabaruta....
- When you start to make RL faces to simulate emoticons like :O, : /, Razz Without thinking, and upon realising not finding anything strange about it.
- Playing any other video game just makes you feel lonely.
- You send the noisy neighbours a note asking them "not to have /sh conversations at 3:00am."
- Your web-browser homepage is set to Allakhazam, KillingIfrit, or FFXI on Somepage.
- When you're tired, all you want to do is be able to cast Refresh on yourself.
- You briefly consider killing your household dog for exp. But give up the idea as you predict it's domesticated status will have lowered it's con to Too Weak.
- The spoken word "Gil" is no longer reminding of the breathing apparatus of a fish.
- You can't remember if Winter has been... and it has, trust me.
- Being stuck behind a minivan with the license plate 7000HP and actually thinking "Jeez, that's an Minivan. Perhaps even a Minivan.”
- Even the people at the Renaissance Fair double-take you, because you keep asking if their weaponry can be Dual-Wielded.
- Enormous dictionary fights break out when you score 105 points at Scrabble by playing Quezacotl on a Triple Word Score box.
- Death holds no more fear for you. After all, you remembered to cast Reraise when you left the house.
- When the house it quiet, everyone is still... You're pretty certain you're d/cing.
- You just can't go into zoos anymore. You just KNOW something there is going to aggro and bring the whole animal sanctuary down on you.
- The sheer physics of being able to dodge something in realtime is mind-boggling for you! O_O
- You watch sports on TV. Every time the referee blows his whistle, you want to start a skillchain.
- You cringe when you see anyone using a computer go "Alt-Tab."
- The Blueprints of your house are covered in scrawlings of family members' usual spawning points, vendor locations (Mostly situated in the kitchen), and the nasty AoE spells of house-dwelling mobs. ie. Dog, Cats, Canaries, etc.
- A jewellery store becomes simply a place to see sparklies. Without stats attached to their goods, the whole thing has just lost it's lustre.
- You've completely forgotten that Thiefs in RL are actually not the sort of people you'd want to befriend.
- You start a conversation about birth-control. Five minutes later, your companions stare wide-eyed as you rant about the stat properties of Dispel.
- You've been sitting at your computer for 14 hours a day, for 9 weeks straight, and it comes to your attention that your mouse has not budged once.
- You desperately want SE to open a themed Diner near you. The menu? Mithkabobs and Yagudo Drinks. Don't say you've never thought about what that'd taste like. o_O
- You beat someone at some kind of small competition and you can hear the level-up music in the back of your head.
- You're running late for work and you have to walk there and for some strange reason, "Flee" hasn't recharged yet.
- You need to cook a fancy dinner for someone special. Before you start, you close your eyes, and your cooking skill rises ever so slightly.
- Before boarding an airplane, you look for the guy about the "dropped item".
- You have defeated a housefly. You gain 40 experience points.
- When you see a bunny in RL, you run away screaming.
- When you start using the auto-translate in real life conversation.
- When you start to use LOL, instead of laughing .
- When at work you wish you could get a D2 and go home. >.<;
- When you’d rather synth your dinner instead of cooking it.
- You've killed the turtle of the little kid of the house next to yours (and didn't get the drops), now you are waiting for the respawn…
- Your sleep schedule revolves around the days and moon phases of Vana'diel.
- When the server is under maintnence u go to alla and look for threads to post in cause u have nothing else to do.
- You spend 8 hrs at work, get off, go home, to log into the game to spend 8 hrs at work
- When your running late for work and you attempt to cast Sneak and Invisible to clock in without your Boss aggroing you.
- When you see someone you don't like outside and attempt to pull out a weapon and you start to hear the fighting music in your head.
- When you run out of clean underwear and attempt to synth a pair of new ones.
- When you're at work and all you can think about what your going to do once you get home and hop back on the game.
- When you start to hallucinate and think your seeing mobs walk around your job and you start to attack them with your Ranged Attacked pens/pencils and your Ranged Attack skill lvl goes up.
- When you break your pencil and get on your knees and do the synth motion to try to fix it.
- When typing in AIM or MSN and trying to hit tab for auto-translate, or hitting ESC to clear what you wrote but instead closing the window.
- You practice your weaponskills in your living room.
- When you pass a police car, and you immediately check your rear view mirror to see if you aggrod it.
- When you pass said police car you SWORE you heard the gobbie aggro sound “rrghh”.
- When you come home from work and scream for your Moogle to put your clothes (re: armour) away and your wife slaps you.
- Doing /em motions in public.. Particularly /shocked and /panic...
- When you tell the School Nurse the bully aggro'd you and you need a Cure II.
- You think that by eating Rat Poison so you wont receive the effect of sleep when you play FF all night.
- When you're driving and relax putting your hands behind your head because you set auto-follow on the car in front of you.
- When a friend sees you staring at a door because you don't seem to be able to target it to get it open.
- Going into a bookstore, seeing the Woodworking section of books and looking for new crafting recipes.
- Going for a run on the full moon and thinking ‘I should get back quickly to the game so I can craft’. Remember a full moon in RL /= full moon in-game..
- Watching children playing games, and realising how similar they look to a Crawler and a Mandragora in Sarutabaruta....
- When you start to make RL faces to simulate emoticons like :O, : /, Razz Without thinking, and upon realising not finding anything strange about it.
- Playing any other video game just makes you feel lonely.
- You send the noisy neighbours a note asking them "not to have /sh conversations at 3:00am."
- Your web-browser homepage is set to Allakhazam, KillingIfrit, or FFXI on Somepage.
- When you're tired, all you want to do is be able to cast Refresh on yourself.
- You briefly consider killing your household dog for exp. But give up the idea as you predict it's domesticated status will have lowered it's con to Too Weak.
- The spoken word "Gil" is no longer reminding of the breathing apparatus of a fish.
- You can't remember if Winter has been... and it has, trust me.
- Being stuck behind a minivan with the license plate 7000HP and actually thinking "Jeez, that's an
