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[razorjak]

Someone told me that the eyedrops used in eye exams are similar to the belladonna that women used to use to make their eyes "Big and Beautiful" for the theater.

My question?

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY SEE?!?!?!?

It's a good goddamned thing my eye doctor is only a few blocks from where I live. There was no way I was going to be able to drive home.

Heh, had them order the max amount of boxes for my contact prescription that my insurance would cover. They will last me twice as long as usual as I only have to wear one.

Yes, I jokingly asked the doc if he'd get me a monocle. The cheeky bastard actually pulled out a few old models.

Comments

[apestyle.livejournal.com]

You'd own the Mr. Peanut look.

[ogremarco.livejournal.com]

Dude, you so need a monocle. Serious.

[thryn.livejournal.com]

A monocle would be seriously badass.

[inlaterdays.livejournal.com]

a monocle would kick all known asses.

[baobh.livejournal.com]

Oh, pish. Seeing, being able to bend over to tie your shoe...These are things that women simply learned to work around. ;)

So, if you get a monocle, will you start drinking excessive amounts of tea and wear a tophat?

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

I already drink an excessive amount of tea. And the only time I've worn a tophat was on stage. Though I do own a right proper bowler, thank you very much.

Re: And...

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Thanks for all the free parking.