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[razorjak]

Ghastly pulls no punchs in his review of Ultraviolet.

I would bear that man's demon spawn. If I had a womb.

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[jruske.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

When I finished watching that movie there was a certain happiness knowing that since the CGI (and amazingly blurry close ups of the heroine's face whcih made me wonder if they were airbrushing out freckles) was so poor that it must have been an attempt to make sure everyone knew it was *not* real.

Very comic book like in many ways.

And the plot... oh so painful for the bits that do exist.

But otherwise a great thrill ride. As much plot as a rollercoaster, as little reality as a rollercoaster, and as happy to get off as a rollercoaster.

[lil-m-moses.livejournal.com]

You'd think that demon spawn would be equal opportunity and not need a womb.

[lupusyondergir1.livejournal.com]

indeed. they have teeth, they can create an opening where needed.

ultracrap is more like it

[midnightd.livejournal.com]

ow fuck that movie sucked
I had 20 bucks to my name and 34 hours to waste at a truck stop in hartford that was next to an extreamly overpriced theatre soo I baught my 9 fucking dollar ticket and my 4 fucking dollar nachos and my 2 fucking dollar SMALL mt dew and saw this horrable movie.
I thought that perchance there was no way to top the groan factor of spiderman (yes I hated it spider man is the only book I collected and read when I was a kid mainly cuz you could buy it at the grocery stores at the time)


ok
ultraviolet

the hororin failed to be attractive to me
the action sequences were soo matrixcised they werent beleiveable
she was way too perfect in fighting they shouldl have taken some tips from the wwf would have made a more convinceing battle sequence
the plot was was it there I mean they tried real hard to do the matrix boo fuck mystery plot but it just didnt work ok is the cute kid a bomb a vegtable her son his son his clone some secret robot thing dead alive wtf is with the creepy lil kid the creepy lil kid managed to ruin the movie the most
ok the villian was cool I have to admit evil doogie houser the corperate fuck face appealed to me but only cuz he reminds me soo much of bush and I think its important that villians be very hateable
is this a vampire flick those were some sorry ass vampires sorry forever knight and dark shodows had more convinceing vampire makeup with no fucking budget and this movie had how many million at its disposal

which brings me to the main reason I hated the movie

If you make a 100% cgi movie green screen boo fuck movie which has cgi effects cgi buildings cgi everyfuckingthing you can not I repeate can not skimp on the cgi budget
what did they render this thing on a nintendo come on people I dont want to be able to tell its a graphic use some alpha blending wheres the atmousephere its as if they left the atmousphere out ya wanna know how to do cgi rent finding nemo dvd then watch the makeing of crap on it you will see what I mean they outline x amount of steps lets say 10 I like 10 today out of 10 cgi steps its like this movie stopped at owwww 6

grrr
anyways after the movie I walked out with a silent unexcited disappointed crowd
I was hopeing to start a riot but those newenglanders are no fun