Crazy Idea 13789045839012

[razorjak]

Because I am almost always mentally multitasking(*), I was considering the feasability of turning the first floor of my house into a shoppe of some kind instead of renting it out.

I spent the entire night letting that rattle through my head. It was a good productive way of reducing my urge to toss the new temp into the compactor.

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[baobh.livejournal.com]

Though I'm almost afraid to ask...

What's wrong with this lady that she irritates you so?

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

She's barely 24 and acts like she's the queen of the factory.

I think part of the thing is she's pissed that I spurned her overt advances. So she's been rude to the point of me wanting to take a siderail to the back of her skull to knock some sense into her.

Typical trailertrash wench who can't handle the fact that not everyone wants her overinflated body.

Only intelligent thing she's said in the time I've known her was when she mentioned she had her tubes tied after her second kid.

[baobh.livejournal.com]

*twitch*

Second kid. Barely 24. General apparent sense of a green bean. (In reference to her playing pretty pretty princess, not hitting on you. ;) )

I'm so glad she reproduced. Meh.

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Two of my female coworkers commented on how her rudeness seems almost like how gradeschool kids try to show affection to people they have crushs on.

That just sent me to a new level of "Ewww".

I have standards. They might not be very high. but DAMMIT they're there.

[baobh.livejournal.com]

Aww, isn't stunted social development just SO CUTE?!

Enough to make you want to pinch her cheeks...just so you'd have a decent grip on her before mashing her head into a wall.

Er, yeah, don't mind me. I've been a little aggro tonight. :>

Standards, eh? I don't suppose you're one of those pesky people who wants more than just a pretty wrapping, but for there to be something aside their head aside from fluff and feathers? So picky!

[baobh.livejournal.com]

Jokingly refered to by my ex-husband (and now me, obviously) as "armpit creatures".

Sounds like she's in shape! Round is a shape...Hi! I'm a jerk!

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

went to edit that last comment of mine and accidentally deleted it.

[baobh.livejournal.com]

I noticed, and experienced a moment of acute paranoia that I was being *too* much of a jerk. :>

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Yup that's me. Picky as hell.

In her case there isn't even the pretty wrapper keeping the fluff and feathers in. This girl weighs MUCH more than you and wouldn't even come up to either of our nipples.

She wears jeans that are skin tight to her. I'd SWIM in them. Though the hems would be just under my knees.

[baobh.livejournal.com]

Stylin'!

And she thinks she's the hottest shit ever? I wonder what colour the sky is in her world.

[mspaintchuk.livejournal.com]

Probably pink. All the princesses love pink.

And kittens.

[baobh.livejournal.com]

The mental image of a cotton candy pink sky, fading to lavendar at the horizon and fluffy white kittens instead of clouds is now seared into my brain.

Considering some of the other crap that's been branded in there (working at fetish conventions can be nightmare inducing), this ain't all that bad.

[nimue-amethyst.livejournal.com]

Sounds like the winner my ex-husband took up with after he got divorced twice and ended up in jail twice (once for not paying child support). She looked three times as wide as me and was screaming at me on the courthouse lawn for sending him to jail the second time for not paying child support. This was after she harassed me with phone calls trying to get me to cut him a deal when he had already been arrested for it. No deal I could cut with them would have gotten him out of that bench warrant at that point.

Have you discussed the problem with a supervisor? Females can sexually harass males too, you know. At the very least, her attitude isn't right for an environment where there is a lot of potential for serious injury (and not just from disgusted coworkers).

[midnightd.livejournal.com]

Ok I took the liberty of researching your discription of this ?woman? with an invaluable book that nobody should go without.


hmm interesting...

Whatever ya do dont detach any of her body parts.

It will grow a second troll. Says right here in the monster manual.