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[razorjak]

To the drunk myopic jackass in the red bronco this morning:

Fuck you, you Fucking Fucko!

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[lupusyondergir1.livejournal.com]

Why am I not surprised.

Someone actually said "well, lightning never strikes twice..." to me recently.
I responded with "well, have you ever met my friend Jak?"

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Heh, I am either the luckiest or unluckiest person in the world when it comes to "accidents".

Ever wonder if I pissed off someone "up there" enough that I'm not meant to go out with a bang but to slowly get nickle and dimed with each accident that would've killed another person?

[lupusyondergir1.livejournal.com]

Heh, remember who you're talking to... you and me both.

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

I know. Could you imagine what our offspring would be like?

Walking blocks of pure adamantium, I'd wager.