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To the drunk myopic jackass in the red bronco this morning:

Fuck you, you Fucking Fucko!
Date: 2006-02-04 02:15 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] razorjak.livejournal.com

Bastard nearly ran me over as I was walking out of the Wesco with my morning coffee. The coffee which nailed the rear window of his penis replacement.
Date: 2006-02-04 10:29 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] razorjak.livejournal.com

Meh, wouldn't be the first time I've been hit by a truck.
Date: 2006-02-04 11:53 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-02-05 04:32 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] razorjak.livejournal.com

THAT wasn't even the first time.

Date: 2006-02-05 06:45 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] lupusyondergir1.livejournal.com
Why am I not surprised.

Someone actually said "well, lightning never strikes twice..." to me recently.
I responded with "well, have you ever met my friend Jak?"
Date: 2006-02-06 12:04 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] razorjak.livejournal.com

Heh, I am either the luckiest or unluckiest person in the world when it comes to "accidents".

Ever wonder if I pissed off someone "up there" enough that I'm not meant to go out with a bang but to slowly get nickle and dimed with each accident that would've killed another person?
Date: 2006-02-06 12:07 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] lupusyondergir1.livejournal.com
Heh, remember who you're talking to... you and me both.
Date: 2006-02-06 02:26 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] razorjak.livejournal.com

I know. Could you imagine what our offspring would be like?

Walking blocks of pure adamantium, I'd wager.

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