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[razorjak]

Yeah, I think we're just going to be friends.

Turns out I used to date her mother.

Someone PLEASE FUCKING SHOOT ME!!!

Comments

[mspaintchuk.livejournal.com]

You know what you must do.
Either tag them both for great justice or I expect to see a headline that ends in ",self" soon.

[disastrid.livejournal.com]

dude. DUDE. no way.

i think the poster above has the best plan. especially if, right before you fuck the daughter, you pump your fist in the air and yell "FOR THE WIN!"

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

I think, for the tragic comedy of the situation, a good bellowing of ... Leeeeroy nnnngh JENNNNNKINS! would be more appropriate.

[sirriamnis.livejournal.com]

No, he's got to spike the pillow and do a victory dance.

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Read the comment I made to your husband.

[sirriamnis.livejournal.com]

That would entail you coming out here.

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

I think a certain Canadian put a hex on me for repeatedly joking about marrying her daughter.

I need more rum.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

Only you, Jak.

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

That's what I was telling Astrid last night. I swear, there has to be cameras hidden somewhere. My life is a friggin sitcom!

[inlaterdays.livejournal.com]

oh no WAY. no WAY!!

is this a down-the-rabbit-hole-day thing?

somehow i think not.

MAN.

um...she's not...closely related to you, is she?? O_O

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Good god damn no! Thank the heavens.

[edwards.livejournal.com]

Awwwww. I was gonna post "Boyfriend Dad! Boyfriend Dad!"

[mspaintchuk.livejournal.com]

Now that would be a twist. A twist suitable for springer.

Jak, I'm finishing off the Agwa you gave me before you left. I miis ya you bid bastard.


Disclaimer: I'm only saying this because I am drunk. Currently I am a Man Called Aerodynamics!

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

How long have you known me?

If this was a "down the rabbit hole day" thing ... I'd have found a sane girlfriend of a reasonable age.

[jruske.livejournal.com]

Too true. Of course had she been your offspring as well it would have been a great "down the rabbit hole" kind of post even for you.

(winces)

[perrrfect-angel.livejournal.com]

Can't say I've ever had that issue come up, and will be glad if it never does. Having a hard enough time dealing with it when it's you... and you're a smidge younger than I. Gah... scary, scary thought!

[gruamach.livejournal.com]

bwahahahahahaha.

SOrry, but that's just......bwahahahahahahaha

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Laugh it up, furball.

[ladycelest.livejournal.com]

At least she inhereted good taste in men.

[littlecrow.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You and my ex-husband should compare stories!

[impossible-girl.livejournal.com]

BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAA! Holy crap, that's awesome!

Sorry man, but you HAVE to laugh at that. What are the frikkin' odds???

At least you can take comfort in the fact that she has good taste like HER MOM!

[thryn.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear lord. I was skimming and read "she tastes like her mom."

I think I need more caffeine.

Was she as weirded out as you were, or does she still want to tag you?

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

I honestly think she may have been a lot more at ease with the situation than I was/am. Though whether or not she wants to make me a "family tradition" is unknown.

[jruske.livejournal.com]

bwahahahahahaha!

Man that's all about keeping the love in the family!

[ogremarco.livejournal.com]

I'm nearly puking I'm laughing so hard.

I am Jack's schadenfreude.

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

I am sooo glad I can be of amusement to you.

I expect you both to hook me up with a hot Seattle lass for all the entertainment I have been providing you.

[rat-bastard.livejournal.com]

Obviously, you're missing the obvious: This is an opportunity to begin scientific research to see if sexual prowess (or lack thereof) is a genetically inherited trait.

Therefore, you must do it... FOR SCIENCE!