Jan. 27th, 2006 06:17 am
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razorjak*bashing head against desk repeatedly*
My sexlife would be a lot more interesting if I was still the whorebag I was even just a decade ago. But nooo, I had to develop morals and standards and a guilty conscience.
As much as a desperately wish to get laid, I draw the line at girls almost 15 years my junior! WHy is it only females in that age range which seem to hit on me in a way that even I, Captain Oblivious, can tell what they are after?
Why can't I channel Jesse's moral integrity for awhile?
My sexlife would be a lot more interesting if I was still the whorebag I was even just a decade ago. But nooo, I had to develop morals and standards and a guilty conscience.
As much as a desperately wish to get laid, I draw the line at girls almost 15 years my junior! WHy is it only females in that age range which seem to hit on me in a way that even I, Captain Oblivious, can tell what they are after?
Why can't I channel Jesse's moral integrity for awhile?
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Um, wild guess here:
If you have such thick sound-proofing that it takes a hormone-high eighteen year old with the finesse of a dump truck to get through to you, then you are setting yourself up such that all you are ever going to hear, are hormone-high eighteen year olds with the finesse of a dump truck.
In other words, I think you answered yourself with the way you stated the question.
sigh. Please don't let yourself be persuaded by the age-is-just-a-number argument. So it only matters to you? That doesn't change the fact that it matters. Face up to it: you don't want to be "the whorebag [you were]." What you want is some high-quality, high-powered female company.
Listen, Captain Oblivious, I'm going to entrust you with a really weird tip. Keep an eye out for the-woman-who-stands-like-a-man-but-isn't-a-dyke . I know three such women; they are forward, trustworthy, and sexually ravenous. You *will* be attractive to them, because the first thing such women look for, is someone they won't break, ohysically or mentally. The second thing they look for is someone who won't play emotional games with them. I'm not saying that this is your ideal mate, but if you want a night of passion and company and to look yourself in the face in the morning, this is a good place to start. (Um. As long as you don't mind minor scarring. And are prepared to pin a bedmate who wants you to mean it.)
Good luck.
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Very nicely said.
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Best advice...advice he NEEDS to hear.
I heartily agree.
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And people wonder why I love you.
Sometimes it takes a rabbitkick to my skull to drive a point home.
I called her.