Feb. 19th, 2005 08:38 am
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razorjakSo tomorrow evening I am going to go see CONSTANTINE at the Elmwood Regal in order to see just how badly they fucked the storyline up.
Do not fret, faithful minions. Your fearless leader has not caved in. I will NOT be giving any of my hard earned funds to the studio that produced this fecal matter storm. I will be purchasing a ticket to see another flick that starts at the same time.
Anyone who cares to join me tomorrow can do so. Just be warned I shall most likely be ejected from the theater for screaming at the screen uncontrollably as I watch Keannu assrape my most beloved Vertigo character with his -5 mace of ZERO ACTING SKILLS.
(- on a side note, it seems my roomie has decided playing with her own breasts would be more enjoyable than joining us. -)
Do not fret, faithful minions. Your fearless leader has not caved in. I will NOT be giving any of my hard earned funds to the studio that produced this fecal matter storm. I will be purchasing a ticket to see another flick that starts at the same time.
Anyone who cares to join me tomorrow can do so. Just be warned I shall most likely be ejected from the theater for screaming at the screen uncontrollably as I watch Keannu assrape my most beloved Vertigo character with his -5 mace of ZERO ACTING SKILLS.
(- on a side note, it seems my roomie has decided playing with her own breasts would be more enjoyable than joining us. -)
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Hell, Alan Cumming straight from playing Felix Floop in Spy Kids would have been a better choice than Mr "I have absolutely no talent or brains and get by on my face and body."