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So Chimpy McFuckstick doesn't think we're heading into a recession.

He thinks it's "patentedly" unfair if the telecom companies are actually held accountable for their illegal actions.

...

I can't even go on. My brain wants to implode from listening to that dipshit.

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Session Start (RazorJAK:OxidizedSalmon): Thu Feb 28 13:04:55 2008
[13:04] OxidizedSalmon: Hey there! How goes?
[13:05] RazorJAK: slowly
[13:05] RazorJAK: and downhill
[13:05] OxidizedSalmon: quickly
[13:05] OxidizedSalmon: but move on
[13:06] RazorJAK: Do I know you?
[13:06] OxidizedSalmon: I have no idea who you are
[13:06] OxidizedSalmon: you IMed me
[13:06] RazorJAK: *blinks*
[13:06] RazorJAK: I did?
[13:06] OxidizedSalmon: so um
[13:06] RazorJAK: When?
[13:06] OxidizedSalmon: who are you?
[13:07] OxidizedSalmon: because if you don't tell me I'm just going to block you, I'm kind of not into ridiculous little kid games
[13:07] OxidizedSalmon: so if I know you speak up if not peace out
[13:07] RazorJAK: I have no idea who you are. YOU messaged me.

What the fuck?
No seriously. What the fuck?

Normally I'd not use the person's online handle when posting IM stupidity. But that one takes the cake.

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One of the benefits of being a buffet lunch in regards to my political stances is having such a diverse group of people with whom I actually call friends.

One of the downsides is that I could never invite all my friends over for a cookout even if I had the space to do so.

It'd be akin to trying to have a mixer between the Black Panthers and the KKK.

Could you imagine what the day after such a party would be like? Filling out claim forms at my home owner's insurance office.