Stout, the breakfast of Champions

Oh my stars and garters!

Ben & Jerry has a BLACK & TAN flavour ice cream? Why has no one told me this before?

I find this out the same day the doc clears me to imbibe "judiciously". So I went and treated myself to New Holland Brewery's oatmeal stout called "The Poet". It's one of the malty type stouts that I truly love.

Have I mentioned how much I love Michigan? We have some of the best breweries. How can one go wrong with a oatmeal stout which has a full moon behind a crowing raven on the label?

This will keep me happy until Founder's Brewery starts churning out the Breakfast Stout again next summer.

Jason Scott Goatse's MySpace

HAHAHHAHA ... Proof that MySpace is full of people even STUPIDER than WebTV or AOL could ever dream.

http://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/000278.html

I officially announce that I would go gay for this man.

Dave Meyers ... the American Uwe Boll?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455960/

I seriously want to go to Hollywood with a friggin 40 pound maul and start caving in the heads of anyone who uses the word "re-imagining" when referring to their directing of a lubeless assraping of a classic.

Why the fuck ANYONE would give this project to a fucktard who has previously only done music videos for asshats like britney Spears and Creed I have no idea.