Sad sad day

I almost got hooked in by an infomercial.

Some exercise thingie called "The Bean". It looked decent up until they said it was inflatable.

Sorry, my fat ass ain't using anything that is little more than a membrane and air between me and the floor.

PSA for those who don't know

The repugnicans are calling it the "Marriage Protection Ammendment". How making it a federal crime for monogamous homosexuals who wish to have the same legal protections under the law PROTECTS marriage escapes me.

Hey asshats, you want to "protect" marriage? Outlaw the Vegas drivethrough wedding chapels. Make councelling a mandatory prerequisite before obtaining a marriage license.

A vote for this could come up as early as wednesday. I urge you to contact your legislators and tell them how you feel about this, one way or another. As is the norm with them, they'll view silence as a 'vote' for whichever side is the most vocal. So make your voice known one way or another!

Of course, if you honestly believe that this "crisis" demands an ammendment to the Constitution; something that has not occured a full score of times since the Bill of Rights were put into place; feel free to line up for my new service:

JAK's Catered Gonad Shots! Yes, folks, there's no discrimination here! Be you white, black, male, female, other ... You too can obtain a swift kick to the crotch from an angry 6'2" baldman.

I've taken my meds and won't worry about "tiring" my leg out. Feel free, line up.