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*twitch* *twitch*

Okay, new rule.

If the only type of firearm you've ever shot are paintball and/or airsoft ... DO NOT FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FIREARMS!!!

SWEET BLACK SODOMIZED JESUS!

Some fuckstick over in one of the communities I'm a member of tried to browbeat myself and another because we chimed in with what was wrong with a picture

(- The girl was posing with a pistol grip shotgun. She was leaned over using the gun like a support. The muzzle was on the floor and her finger was on the trigger. -)

The fuckhead told the girl to ignore us and that it was a great shot. Then went in on how he knew what he was talking about because he'd been paintballing for years.

GAH!!!!! The STUPID! It HURTS!

I am not posting a link to it because I don't want to instigate a flamewar that may melt the fragile snowflakes that reside in the LJ group in question. Though I would LOVE to see the look on Cossack's face when he read's that idiot's comment.

Forgive me Father

for I have sinned.

frequently.

And with great pleasure.

Ten years Gone meme (stolen from timly

1) How old were you?
THEN: 25
NOW: duh

2) Where did you go to school?
THEN: Northwestern Michigan Community College
NOW: I don't

3) Where did you work?
THEN: Blue Moon Gallery (new age crystal-lite shoppe)
NOW: Little River Casino Resort

4) Where did you live?
THEN: Spare room of a friend's house
NOW: My own house

5) How was your hairstyle?
THEN: shoulderblade length red ponytail, the rest was shaved clean
NOW: shaven clean

6) Did you wear braces?
THEN: No
NOW: No

7) Did you wear contacts?
THEN: yes
NOW: yes

8) Did you wear glasses?
THEN: no
NOW: no

9) Who was your best friend?
THEN: ummm, no one
NOW: Moo

10) Which of your pets were still alive?
THEN: the crow that has been a family member since I was 12
NOW: my two furbearing couchvultures and the crow.


11) Who was your boyfriend/girlfriend?
THEN: was a malewhore then
NOW: been celibate for far too long

12) Who was your celebrity crush?
THEN: Tori Amos
NOW: Summer Glau ( SHUT UP! )

13) Who was your regular-person crush?
THEN: (local) Natalie the Crack-fraggle (online) gnat (again ... SHUT UP!)
NOW: none

14) How many piercing did you have?
THEN: 16
NOW: none

15) How many tattoos did you have?
THEN: 10
NOW: 10

16) What was your favorite band/singer?
THEN: Shriekback / Leonard Cohen
NOW: Shriekback / Voltaire

17) Had you smoked cigarettes?
THEN: yes, cloves
NOW: had one back in September, other than that? been YEARS

18) Had you gotten drunk?
THEN: Most definately
NOW: I don't remember the last time I was actually DRUNK.

19) Had you DRIVEN?
THEN: yes
NOW: duh

20) If so which car?
THEN: '72 Pontiac Catalina convertable
NOW: '97 Buick LeSabre

21) Looking back, are you where you thought you would be in 2006? I had no clue what I was going to do back then. I still don't.

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