When did I get OLD?

Mike ( the guy I work with when I do the midnight shift at the factory ) and I were going through ton number 10 when my ears perked up and I had to shut the roll press down.

" What's wrong? " he asked.

" We ARE listening to the classic rock station, right? "

He answered with a little confused, " ummm yeaah "

" THEN ANSWER ME WHY THE FUCKING HELL THEY ARE PLAYING, TWIST OF CAIN!!!! "

...

When the fucking hell did DANZIG become classic rock? Where's my fucking geritol? Where's my fucking cane? No fuck that! Where's my fucking hoveround??!?!?

Danzig ... classic rock.

I think I just threw my back out from the weight of years.

Hi, my name is JAK

... and I'm a loser.

I made an OKCupid profile tonight.

Who knows, maybe I will find that double-jointed fuckelf with the prehensile tongue and no gag reflex that I've been asking Santa for all these years.

So, does this surprise anyone?

Definitely. You scored 50% Cold and 66% Level-Headed!

You can kill. But the question "Why would you?" arises. Out of safety or cruelty?

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 46% on Cold You scored higher than 77% on Level-Headed

Link: The Can You Kill a Man? Test written by notmarkflynn on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test