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The new halloween Mountain Dew, PITCH BLACK II, is on the shelves. It's a sour variation of the first PITCH BLACK grape.

me likee! me likee alot!

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So far, "we" (ie Asshat McFuckstick's cronies) have turned down offers of help from Canada, Russia, China, England, HOLLAND (the levee-masters of the world), Venezualia and other countries.

And yet Bush has the cajones to say this on television:

"I'm not expecting much from foreign nations because we hadn't asked for it. I do expect a lot of sympathy and perhaps some will send cash dollars. But this country's going to rise up and take care of it."

"You know," he said, "we would love help, but we're going to take care of our own business as well, and there's no doubt in my mind we'll succeed."

FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!

Take their help! We need all the help we can get! What are you scared of? Think that all those countries are going to send explosive laden terrorists instead of people who are willing to help?

GODDAMNIT! I am so beyond words. He won't take help from other countries but has time to pose for photos of him playing guitar and eating cake?