Stolen from cangelo

I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it. Well, I have finally obtained a copy, smuggled out directly from Jerry Falwell's offices at Liberty University. It reads as follows below:

06:00 AM Gym
08:00 AM Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
09:00 AM Hair appointment
10:00 AM Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch

2:00 PM
Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local Governments.
Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle.
Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages.
Replace all school counselors with agents from Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels.
Establish a planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where overmedicated, imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership.
Bulldoze all houses of worship.
Secure total control of the Internet and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.

2:30 PM Beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest.
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light dinner (soup, salad, with chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed