New Bad Boy Truck Dwarfs the Hummer

Thanks terminaldogma,

Any man who actually buys one of these may as well just wear a sign that says, "What little penis I actually possess is terminally flaccid."

I can understand montieth and his obsession with large military vehicles. He's a war memoribilia fanatic. That's why I don't tease him about his penis size when he bought a 5 ton truck. But if he bought one of these, I'd buy him a shirt that said "VAGINA" with an arrow pointing at his crotch.

There is no reason that rings true for anyone besides a rescue crew owning one of these.

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Have a happy day you lot who are involved with one or more significant others ...

Just leave us single people out of it, kay?

(- I'm trying to stay up so I can sleep through the thrice damned day -)