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Jan. 16th, 2005 08:55 pm
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To the fucktwat owner of the red Jimmy SUW (Suburbanite non-Utility Wang-replacement) that so graciously blocked the parking lot to the Continental the entire night Saturday ...
Be thankful that the urine poured down your heating grate, the wax pencil messages on the windows and the parking ticket are ALL that happened to you.
You would be missing a windshield if it had been raining while I walked the three blocks to work from where I had to park.
I pointed the vehicle out to every band that played last night to make sure they knew who was responsible for them not being able to load their equipment through the back.
If you had come to pick the car up before we all left, You'd have been charged a stupidity tax. I will collect it if I ever see you.
What part of the 4foot by 4foot sign "DO NOT BLOCK LOT" could you not read? If you're too blind, stupid or illiterate to understand what that sign meant, then turn your fucking drivers license in, you feckless waste of protein strands.
Be thankful that the urine poured down your heating grate, the wax pencil messages on the windows and the parking ticket are ALL that happened to you.
You would be missing a windshield if it had been raining while I walked the three blocks to work from where I had to park.
I pointed the vehicle out to every band that played last night to make sure they knew who was responsible for them not being able to load their equipment through the back.
If you had come to pick the car up before we all left, You'd have been charged a stupidity tax. I will collect it if I ever see you.
What part of the 4foot by 4foot sign "DO NOT BLOCK LOT" could you not read? If you're too blind, stupid or illiterate to understand what that sign meant, then turn your fucking drivers license in, you feckless waste of protein strands.