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What does your t-shirt say? by rejektedrockstar
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The fact that I giggled and tittered like a schoolgirl feeling the first warm breeze of spring blown up her skirt after reading today's Something Positive shows there is something monumentally wrong with me ...

That or I just enjoy the idea of a hawt chinese girl beating the snot out of Uwe Boll.

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I either need to get laid more often ...

Well, no. Scratch that. I need to get laid more often AND seriously amp up the occurence of stupid people ending up as fleshy sock puppets hanging off my forearm.

C'mon ... you all know you secretly want to hear some dumb drunk fratboy screaming, "Sweet Mother of GOD! I feel it in my stomach!" as I MACEFUCK them with a large truncheon.

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Yeah that's me ... a great huge ray of FUCKING sunshine in your otherwise boring day.

Stolen from erinnicole93

( who also banned me from doing any of her name this meme's ever again )

Step 1: Pick out 20 movies you love
Step 2: Pick your favorite quotation from said movies
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what movies the lines come from.

edit: good job one and all, but dammit! I can't believe it took so long for someone to get 2.

1.) We need bigger guns. BIG FUCKING GUNS! We're gonna go get big guns, right? SPLIT SECOND wicked_wish

2.) Forget the virgins! We're out of virgins! THE ADVENTURES OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN erinnicole93

3.) Mum! Dad! Don't touch it! It's Evil! TIME BANDITS lupa

4.) Oh, look, it' show time. You know, boys...there's three things in this world that you need. Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis and a navy blazer. Oh, one more thing. Never take your eye off the ball! THE FISHER KING erinnicole93

5.) You're more than just a sissy. You're nice, and clean, and smart... and sexy and firm and luscious and...
Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am! BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER omystars

6.) Mmmmm Nachos! HELLBOY wicked_wish

7.) I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blind, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the DEVIL'S eyes! I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up for I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... EVIL! HALLOWEEN legion600

8.) The thing about a shark, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white. JAWS wicked_wish

9.) What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? A CLOCKWORK ORANGE mspaintchuck

10.) It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face, and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. APOCALYPSE NOW legion600

11.) One more word. I can't speak for your chances, but... you have my sympathies. ALIEN legion600

12.) I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"? EVIL DEAD II legion600

13.) Good ... Bad ... I'm the one with the gun. ARMY OF DARKNESS legion600

14.) ... Come out to play ... THE WARRIORS legion600

15.) D'joo see the size o that Chicken! YOUNG GUNS legion600

16.) There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. PRINCESS BRIDE wicked_wish

17.) *gack* Cornnuts! *crash* HEATHERS lupa

18.) I'm not even supposed to BE here today! CLERKS wicked_wish

19.) My body is a roadmap of pain. THE FRIGHTENERS lupa

20.) Come to Daddy. HELLRAISER inlaterdays

Thank you jruske

VW ad that probably won't air here in the the states.

Thank you wicked_wish for pointing this out to me.

This may lose me friends. I know it'll play hell with my karma. But honestly, I don't care.

This wish goes out to each and every one of the fucks out there who voted AYE for the "gay marriage ban" ammendments in the various states in which it passed.

I hope each and every one of you becomes the victim of "domestic violence" and the perp gets off because, like in Ohio, soulless lawyers have been able to use the new laws to help the defendants in domestic violence cases due to the wording. It's what you voted for. Reap what ye have sewn.

Some people may say that it's not the voters fault. Some people say that the fault lays on the heads of the lawmakers. Some people are real fucking morons.

I place the blame SQUARE on the head of the voters because they voted with their hatred and bigotry, while claming it was morality. Let them get the rewards they so richly deserve.