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Feb. 1st, 2004 02:46 pm
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GODS!!! It was "Night of the fucking assholes"(TM) at the club! Was it a full moon last night? We started tossing people out before 11pm.
Drunks trying to take stuff of the cage counter.
Drunks not understanding that closed doors generally mean "Stay the Fuck Out"
Girls thinking the no smoking law doesnt' apply to them because they've got a set of tits.
Drunks thinking the best way to pick up a girl is walk up to her and literally paw at her chest.
( that one was amusing because Elmore literally picked both of those guys up by the scruff of their necks )
SWEET DEAD JEW ON A STICK!!!
Drunks trying to take stuff of the cage counter.
Drunks not understanding that closed doors generally mean "Stay the Fuck Out"
Girls thinking the no smoking law doesnt' apply to them because they've got a set of tits.
Drunks thinking the best way to pick up a girl is walk up to her and literally paw at her chest.
( that one was amusing because Elmore literally picked both of those guys up by the scruff of their necks )
SWEET DEAD JEW ON A STICK!!!
