Agent Provocateur

The LIST of things to bring to the airport if you wish the nice people with the guns and badges to entertain you for hours/days/weeks.

I'm thinking about contacting the local media and then actually carrying some of this stuff with me when I check in for my flight tomorrow afternoon. Think that the authorities detaining a veteran with a good service record returning to New York state in order to continue his quest for a teaching degree after spending the holidays with his family would make a good story?

"Brighter Blessed than Thee"

A stupid wanker sent Randy a hatemail so unintelligent I could have sworn it was written by a republican. One can only assume it was regarding this strip.

It's asshats like this who really make me reluctant to give a straight answer as to my religious leanings when asked. The fucktard probably thinks he was burned at the stake in Salem, MA during the witchtrials in a previous life. Of course the fact that the trials didn't take place in Salem and that they weren't burned wouldn't sway him in the least.

The moron's website is here. Though don't count on seeing it anytime soon. It's in the process of being royally wanged it seems. But damned, his "WebCrafting" (his term not mine) skills are as sorry as his sense of humour and cognitave skills. Who in their right mind uses midi anymore on websites. Especially midi without a viewer control box to shut the damned thing off?

I'm the Rocketmaaaaaaan ...

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