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[razorjak]

Wow, it's amazing how some people can function with complete vacuums within their cranial cavity. This semen stain has the stones to claim I've not worked security for any length of time because I wouldn't let people in without ID.

This fucktard seems to not understand that just because the police don't enforce certain laws all the time doesn't mean they WON'T decide to do so if they are told to shut a club down.

At least one of you people on my friends list know about all the different licenses one has to obtain in order to legally hold certain events. Not everyone bothers getting them because the rules aren't always enforced. But we all know that if something happens ... BAM! you'll be fined for not having the correct licenses, etc etc etc ...

Yet this stain presumes to state I've not been on the job for long.

What a joke.

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[sirriamnis.livejournal.com]

I so feel your pain.

Oh. My. Lord.

Do people actually look at what they type, or do their fingers just throw up on the keyboard?

[sirriamnis.livejournal.com]

Apparently dipshit hasn't realized that the laws differe from state to state, and in some cases, county to county or city to city.

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's even better. This jackoff is a local. The link is to a local LJ community.

[kgola.livejournal.com]

he's only my age... and not to offend others my age, but i tend to be on the more mature side... and this guy is clearly my polar opposite. My opinion - ignore the shit head. You know your job, and it's not your problem he doesn't understand.

[inlaterdays.livejournal.com]

he spells so well, too!

I FEAR FOR THE FUTURE OF OUR GREAT NATION

Were I able to... this is the post I would make on buffalo_dorks to this child. Sadly I cannot.

[jruske.livejournal.com]

There is this thing called grammar. You might want to consider using it as someone incapable of grasping contractions is unlikely to provide even a humourous argument involving their endless suffering at being rightfully denied entry into a club of any kind.

That said, you are actually quite fortunate to live in a city which allows underage individuals in a club at all. Most cities, recognizing the woeful incompetence of minors have passed curfews to protect people like you from yourselves and traffic. Which most of us appreciate because car insurance is high enough as it is.

Within the confines of an establishment, a bouncer might as well be a police officier. He is there to protect the club, manage the patrons, and, when necessary, intervene as appropriate.

Precluding someone too troubled to carry a piece of plastic in his back pocket, e.g. a state or federally issued ID with a picture and DOB on it, sounds like protecting the patrons to me. I know how much stupid people piss me off after all. And I know how much stupid people with no manners piss me off more. And I know how much stupid people with no manners and subject to fits of whining piss me off.

And though it occasionally hurts my elbows, often times they find out how much a good pop in the ribs distracts them from their stupidity, lack of manners, and whining - especially in a reasonably crowded club as they shove their way through people spilling crap and being oblivious to how few of us care to have a moron anywhere near us.

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All of this said, I've seen some unfortunate circumstances where people left their ID at home, or traveled a long way and realized they forgot something. The lesson to be learned is: check to make sure you have your ID on you before you leave the house.

Although you are doing pretty good on learning an alternate lesson: piss off a well known bouncer by being a fucktard, and you will suddenly become the poster child for a variety of unfortunate ailments.

If I might add... all brought down on yourself by your own actions and behaviour.

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Now be a good little young kid and apologise to the nice man who was doing his job, was kind enough not to just knock you on your ass and toss you in a dumpster to stop your whining, and admit you should have brought your ID with you.

I don't think I would have been anywhere near as nice, which is one of the reasons why I stopped being a bouncer after a short stint while you were probably still a toddler. I just have no patience for babysitting kids, and even less patience for being mouthed off at by kids who think I should be coddling and babysitting them.

You got off very easy.

Re: Were I able to... this is the post I would make on buffalo_dorks to this child. Sadly I cannot.

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

The thing that annoys me most is these little shits don't appreciate the fact they HAVE places to go as long as they follow some very simple rules.

Tried to post it there, but...

[gruamach.livejournal.com]

Here's what I tried to post:

"God, you really are clueless, aren't you? Here's a hint form a professional: Yes, they can get closed down for letting underage people in, are letting them stay there after curfew."

Re: Tried to post it there, but...

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

I'm getting to that age were I don't remember being that stupid. I am sure I was. But it damned sure grew out of it by his age.

Probably because I had been enlisted for almost two years by the time I was the age he is now.

Young pups like him really make a good case for mandatory service.

Re: Tried to post it there, but...

[gruamach.livejournal.com]

I fully admit to being that stupid at a younger age. Well, no...I was stupid in different ways, but when it came to simple matters of "These are the rules, and the people charged with enforcing said rules aren't wrong for doing so; you're wrong for not following them in the first place."

Young pups like him really make a good case for mandatory service

I hear ya.

I guese I am not a friend of buffalo dorks

[midnightd.livejournal.com]

Soo heres my post that I wrote out.
Subject: Were all soo pretty...

What did you think the security dude is there for, decoration? Ya know when I was 16 or however old you are I wasn't going to bars to see shows. I was working hard to try to get into a good school so I would have something to drown my sorrows about later. Give the guy a break hes only a working jo like me and hes only following his bosses order who in part is only following laws and regulations set forth by the state. The Cont has to obey these there are a lot of conservative dorks in this town who want nothing more then to shut anything thats not cookie cutter frat boy down just because its weird and scary. Next time plan your trip and keep in mind it is illegal for those over 16 in New York state to be without an ID. Its called being vagrant.

[ladycelest.livejournal.com]

And it's only getting worse. He's come up with a new idea for showing someone's age...wristbands. Apparently he doesn't realise that you still have to prove how old you are to get things like that.

[ladycelest.livejournal.com]

P.S.

He's switched gears now from "You are an asshole bouncer" to "Why should I be hasseled for ID at every club I go to?".

[gruamach.livejournal.com]

Thus the replies switch from "Because you're being an asshole first" to "Because those are the laws, which are set down exactly because of morons like you in first place."

BWHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[gruamach.livejournal.com]

Quote from moron:
i know the laws. i might be young, but ive gotten myself into enough trouble to know them.

Hell, I've been the doctor a bunch, too. Does that make me a surgeon?

As a cop, there is *NOTHING* as hilariously silly as some idiot that you've arrested multiple times (not to mention all the other officers who've arrested them) sitting there in a booking room telling YOU what the laws are.

Personally, I love dolts like that. It's called job security.