Oct. 28th, 2004 04:47 am
Why is he still alive?
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razorjakTonight would have gone so well at Opium if it wasn't for our village idiot, Derek, showing his ass. He's managed to get himself banned from yet another club.
The little shit needs to learn that the clubs don't belong to him. They aren't his personal playgrounds where he can do as he wants with no repurcussions.
Though he did show his true colours to everyone who heard him. In the same breath he talked about how he was punk rock ... and then talked about calling the cops and getting the club shut down. What tiny respect I had for the little twat evaporated right then.
He's told me before his family never gave him ANYTHING. Yet tonight he's talking about how the owner of the club is going to be sorry because his family used to RUN Buffalo. The boy's delusions know no bounds.
Boy is he going to be pissed when he's not allowed in at the Cont on saturday.
He could have just paid the cover and be done with it. But no, he had to prove just how much of a "man" he is by stating,
"No fucking way. The cover is $3 ... I ain't paying $5. No one told me it's $5 tonight. I don't have any money for beer if I pay $5."
When he saw this wasn't getting him anywhere he went the hole deeper with,
"Okay fine! But this means my girlfriend gets in for free when she comes."
" No Derek, It means you're out and you're not coming back in tonight. Out, now. "
The little shit thought I was joking, then he got really hostile as I was herding him and his friend out the door. he asked the owner,
" Are you just going to stand there and let this happen? Can't you cut me a break? You own this place. "
Shawn, showing that he knows how things work, backed me up and shook his head. " I'm not working tonight. It's Jak's call. "
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You know, the best way to ingraitiate yourself to the owner of a club is NOT to call him a fucking nigger to his face.
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So after he tried to get in THREE times over the course of the night, I finally had to threaten to call the cops on him for trespassing when he woulddn't leave the parking lot.
The fuckhead's girlfriend ended up leaving early because she found out he had invited all his loser friends over to her house while she was at the club.
EDIT: In any other case I'd feel really bad for his girlfriend. However, I currently have no pity for her since she hasn't wised up and dumped the stupid troglodyte to the curb.
The little shit needs to learn that the clubs don't belong to him. They aren't his personal playgrounds where he can do as he wants with no repurcussions.
Though he did show his true colours to everyone who heard him. In the same breath he talked about how he was punk rock ... and then talked about calling the cops and getting the club shut down. What tiny respect I had for the little twat evaporated right then.
He's told me before his family never gave him ANYTHING. Yet tonight he's talking about how the owner of the club is going to be sorry because his family used to RUN Buffalo. The boy's delusions know no bounds.
Boy is he going to be pissed when he's not allowed in at the Cont on saturday.
He could have just paid the cover and be done with it. But no, he had to prove just how much of a "man" he is by stating,
"No fucking way. The cover is $3 ... I ain't paying $5. No one told me it's $5 tonight. I don't have any money for beer if I pay $5."
When he saw this wasn't getting him anywhere he went the hole deeper with,
"Okay fine! But this means my girlfriend gets in for free when she comes."
" No Derek, It means you're out and you're not coming back in tonight. Out, now. "
The little shit thought I was joking, then he got really hostile as I was herding him and his friend out the door. he asked the owner,
" Are you just going to stand there and let this happen? Can't you cut me a break? You own this place. "
Shawn, showing that he knows how things work, backed me up and shook his head. " I'm not working tonight. It's Jak's call. "
...
You know, the best way to ingraitiate yourself to the owner of a club is NOT to call him a fucking nigger to his face.
...
So after he tried to get in THREE times over the course of the night, I finally had to threaten to call the cops on him for trespassing when he woulddn't leave the parking lot.
The fuckhead's girlfriend ended up leaving early because she found out he had invited all his loser friends over to her house while she was at the club.
EDIT: In any other case I'd feel really bad for his girlfriend. However, I currently have no pity for her since she hasn't wised up and dumped the stupid troglodyte to the curb.
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It's times like these when I wish that evicerating a retard wasn't against the law... though you could get away with it due to your occupation, sir!
He tried to put his hands on Miss T the other night, which as he found out was a BIG mistake ^.^
Funny thing is though, I didn't even have to raise my voice.
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Funny how, as soon as it actually looked like Shawn was actually going to throw down, Derek started talking about suing and taking him to court?
But yet he's punk rock. Just ask him.
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i was not trying to move on her.
i was actually trying to protect her.
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How he's lasted this long with Cole I have NO idea. The lil shitstain appreciates nothing anyone does for him.
This'll give you an idea of the type of person he is. He came to the club friggin grinding his teeth like a millstone talking about how he's going to another club to interview for a bouncer slot.
Yeah - that's the ticket. Show your prospective employer that you'rer a fucking speed fiend. That'll get you in real fast.
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Mike has more social skills.
Derek is a little overpriviledged fortunate son who claims his family never does anything for him ... yet whenever he fucks up BAD, there's always a plane ticket home to Arizona waiting for him.
The other bouncers I work with at the Cont adopted him and tried to get him to grow up a little bit. Because of this I begrudgingly gave him a FUCKLOAD more slack than I would give anyone else. This fuck basically shit in my mouth last night the way he acted.
As I used to tell my soldiers when I still wore the stripes ...
" So you took my kindness for weakness. Now it's time to play. "
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"Do not confuse politeness for weakness"
And as I told my dope dealers after the fucked up my van:
"Officer Friendly has gone home now....you've invited Mr. Asshole out to play"
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Okay ... no. That's not cool.
It's bad enough that Pan and I share a brain. You and I can't start using the same lines.
" Friendly Bouncer just clocked out ... Time for Asshole Bouncer to come out and play. "
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Go right ahead. ;-)
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Actually - want to take a look into his mind?
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":::NOTE TO JACK::::
your rudeness goes beyond my
annoyance!!!!!!!!!!
you are a very bad man,
and are one of VERY few
who actually scare me.
soooooooo this was tough to write."
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If he's sober tonight, he'll try to apologize. He always does. He thinks saying sorry amkes things okay.
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Oh you did NOT just invoke him in MY livejournal.
Imma have to whup you, boy.
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I don't have one now.
I have a fiancé.
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/NYC = $7 beers last night.
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The normal cover is $3 dollars wednesday at the Opium. Last night it was $5 because of there being a Halloween costume contest. Derek was the only asshat who complained about it being higher.
I keep trying to tell these jackasses ...
You bitch about a $3-$5 cover to come into a place with live bands on one floor , DJ and dancefloor on the other floor and some of the strongest and cheapest drinks in the city? Fuck you ... go to NYC where you pay $20 to get in the door after waiting in line for a half hour or more and pay $7 for crap domestic beer.
Buffalo people by and large are tight ass skinflints who don't understand why they should have to pay for anything.
A few weeks ago some drunken twat came up to me and complained ... asking me what her cover bought her. The bitch paid me half cover because she came in to find a group she was with and I just wanted to get SOME money in the drawer before the end of the night. $2 cover and her nursing ONE glass of wine for an hour (no tip for the bartender either) and she has the gall to say ... "I could've just stayed home with my stereo for cheaper."
It took all my willpower to ask her why she didn't.
Did I already mention that Buffalo people are cheap?
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Admission? What else would it? People are weird.
I tipped the bartender last night [$2] when I bought a beer [$7] and a drink [$8]for matt and myself. I did not tip, however, when I bought water for my friend and it was $5. For a Poland Spring bottle you could get anywhere in the city for $1. I can even understand clubs/bars charging $2 for them... but $5? Give me a break. And none of these places willl just give you a cup of water, even if you're sick and have spent tons on drinks already. CT is a LOT better about stuff like that; NYC is out of control.
I don't know how you contain yourself around these people.
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Near infinite patience ...
It's kinda why I am so goofy when I actually get OUT of Buffalo and get to play. Hell I think the only non-Buffalo people who've seen my "game face" is Siobhan and Axel.
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You couldn't afford me in your wildest dreams, big boy ^.-
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Shit bitch, you are as easy as cover and a beer. Who you kiddin'?
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If he had not backed you up, even if he wouldn't have handled it the same way himself, you need to quit right now.
Unless you're totally in the wrong, the boss should ALWAYS back the doorman's play. If he can't trust you to make the decisions needed, he shouldn't have you there. Good to see you've a decent boss there, man. Cuz god knows you're smart and honest enough to be trusted.
You know, the best way to ingraitiate yourself to the owner of a club is NOT to call him a fucking nigger to his face.
Ouch. "Smooth move, X-Lax"
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That's one of the things I do like about the clubs I worked in this town. When I kick someone. They stay kicked. Doesn't matter if it's an employee's friend , relative, fuck buddy ... whatever.
Now I do have a problem on occassion with one of two of the bartenders who seem to not understand when I cut someone off, that I did it for a reason.
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Actually, he said I was a bit too leniant on the little fuck. His other security are usually a lot easier to provoke. See, the club is normally a hip-hop type of place. I only work the one night a week there.
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Please. Spare me. I beg of you.
I'm glad he won't be in the club on Saturday. If he was, I'd have to consider going somewhere else. Sure, there's lots o' asshats there at any given time, but at least they don't all inflict their asshatness on to the general population the way this fella does.
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Heh, best secondary ammo I can use when he tries to come in.
" Sorry, I already know your presence will cause us to lose people who actually sopend money here. Go find somewhere else to infect. "
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I think you should look him dead in the eye and say, "People quest for the fountain of youth. I see you found the fountain of stupid, and have been drinking from it for years. You can stop now."
LOVE it!
Re: LOVE it!
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jak...you are a liar.
i was pushed by shawn before i ever screwed up.
and you know it.
i only then acted like a fool because i was wronged
and there was no righting it.
sooooooo what if im not at the cont sat....boo fuckin hoo.
i thought we were freinds, and i watched you let that man
push me to the ground.
now imagine me infront of you lacking booze...
fuck you jak.
you screwd me. and you know it.
just so you could keep a job you wont even have in 5 months.
i could care less what all your gothik freinds have to say or think about me.
im above that.
and if you ever claim im a junkie speed freak again.....like i said before.
im not affraid of you.
you talk out your ass and try to impress people way to often.
and im not the only one who thinks so.
oh and jak....dont forgett i have a witness.
if i can save out friendship i try all i can.
but this post was uncalled for and full of lies.
EVERYBODY KNOW SHAWN IS A DICK.
WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS!!!!???
and again....dude your words dont hurt me...just like your punches.
cheers mate
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You screwed up long before the confrantation with Shawn.
You were acting like an ass from the moment you set foot in the door. Are you going to tell me that you didn't try to tell me what you would and would not pay to get in? You're going to try to tell me that you didn't dictate that Cole gets in free if you paid?
You still don't get it. The fact that you've been let into clubs is a priviledge. By all rights you should have been permanently shitcanned from the Cont when you reached over the bar. You've been given far too many chances. You straighten up for a week and then you fall back into your old habits.
How many times have I talked to you about cutting back? Think about it for a moment. How many times have I pulled you aside and just told you to calm down? Any other place, you'd have been tosssed out instead of being sat down and talked to.
You're a disruption. Full stop. Everytime you're in the club, we have to babysit you in varying degrees. That means we can't keep an eye out for other problems that may come up.
I saved your ass, Derek. You were just too drunk to see it. By all rights I should have let him kick the shit out of you for what you said to him. If that's "screwing you" then yes, I screwed you. Your drunken friend was standing back a lot farther than I was if you remember right.
Yes, I do my job. That's why I keep them. You should try it sometime. How many jobs have you cycled through since I've known you?
That's the thing Derek. I don't try to impress anyone. Anyone who thinks so doesn't know me. You on the other hand come in talking about each of your newest "punk" antics like it's the coolest thing. Or are you going to now say that you didn't brag about puking on some strangers car on the way home, among other things?
Yes, Shawn is a dick. I never said he wasn't. But he's also the owner of the club and the one who pays me. You are a cockstain when you have even one beer and spend the entire night mooching off people. Who has more sway do you think?
The sad thing is, Derek. You're a good kid when you're not on whatever illicit substance you managed to put in your body on any given day. But even one beer and you become a raging asshole. You really should attempt a time of sobriety. And one day because you couldn't gather enough in spange to buy a 40 doesn't count.
You need to grow up. You have a toddler's attitude in regards to what people owe you. Yet you never think of what you owe them.
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how are they backing you up if they've never even seen me/met me.??
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A lot of them are from other towns because I have a habit of making friends wherever I go. I don't burn my bridges, unlike a still wet behind the ears spoiled brat who thinks of himself as punk but falls back into the standard defense of the establishment, "I'm taking you to court."
I've tried to help you on FAR too many occassions, Derek. A lesser man would consider that time wasted since you never learn. I don't. I gave the lessons. It was up to you to learn from them.
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I have to believe him because sadly enough, kiddo, you work clubs that long and you see a lot of people like you frequent the clubs. You know: over-brawned, under-brained, and thinking they have juice with the club 'cuz one or two of the guys try to steer you the right way.
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Stop invoking "He Who Shall Not Be Named" in my LJ! :-P
hehehehe
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Thinking about it
(looks innocent)
Razorjak, you meet all kinds. This is the rotten apple to throw out, and you're lucky enough to be allowed to do so when he has it coming. Most of us have to suffer fools, gladly or not.