Aug. 8th, 2004 03:12 pm
Bad Mood day
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razorjakOkay, I realize that the dip-shit was just trying to not to lose face with his boys. But DAMNED, the last thing you should really say to a bouncer at the end of the night is:
" You know, you really don't intimidate me at all. "
GODS, it took all my concentration to keep from cracking up and laughing my ass off. Instead I simply replied, leaning down far so I was eye level to him ...
" Be that as it may. Consider this little man. It's been a long hard night for me. You are now keeping me from going to bed. Whatever business you have with the young lady can be done during daylight hours like civilized people. Now drive off. "
When little shits who are easily less than HALF my weight and a good 4" shorter than me pipe up with, "You don't intimidate me.", it leads me to believe there is nothing good coming out of the situation. It generally means they are too stupid, drunk, stoned, 'juiced up' or a combo of the former to think clearly and listen to their self-preservation instinct trying to hit them over the head with a mallet.
It's been a long hard night when Coast to Coast AM finishes before I even get to my coffee stop on the way home.
AT least I didn't have to do load in today. I don't think the patrons would like to see the growly Jak-bear when he's not had any sleep. I'd be too tempted to slap the lead singer just so I could go home. (- Kittie actually put it in their rider that, if ANYONE touches the lead singer, the show is over RIGHT THEN. -)
" You know, you really don't intimidate me at all. "
GODS, it took all my concentration to keep from cracking up and laughing my ass off. Instead I simply replied, leaning down far so I was eye level to him ...
" Be that as it may. Consider this little man. It's been a long hard night for me. You are now keeping me from going to bed. Whatever business you have with the young lady can be done during daylight hours like civilized people. Now drive off. "
When little shits who are easily less than HALF my weight and a good 4" shorter than me pipe up with, "You don't intimidate me.", it leads me to believe there is nothing good coming out of the situation. It generally means they are too stupid, drunk, stoned, 'juiced up' or a combo of the former to think clearly and listen to their self-preservation instinct trying to hit them over the head with a mallet.
It's been a long hard night when Coast to Coast AM finishes before I even get to my coffee stop on the way home.
AT least I didn't have to do load in today. I don't think the patrons would like to see the growly Jak-bear when he's not had any sleep. I'd be too tempted to slap the lead singer just so I could go home. (- Kittie actually put it in their rider that, if ANYONE touches the lead singer, the show is over RIGHT THEN. -)
