Ummm okay ... Snakehead Terror ...

[razorjak]

"When a horror from the deep hunts on land there is no place to hide."

What the FUCK? SciFi / Hollyweird is really dregging the bottom of the canal for this offal.

Okay, for those of you playing at home. A snakehead is a small fish (largest can get about 3 feet long) from China which has been discovered in some ponds in Maryland and other places in New England. They are a top shelf predator which can cause a lot of damage because they can crawl on modified fins from water source to water source and are able to survive out of water for days as long as they stay wet.

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[inlaterdays.livejournal.com]

next: When Koi Go Bad!!!

All the more reason...

[gruamach.livejournal.com]

...to bring back Bab5; so Bruce has better job offers.

Re: All the more reason...

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Agreed :-)

What about Curse of the Komodo?

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

I like the fact that the channel keeps challenging itself to find new and increasingly less threatening creatures to throw at unwitting towns and individuals. I figure a remake of "The Killer Shrews" is on the horizon.

Re: What about Curse of the Komodo?

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Yeah but see, at least there's documented cases of komodo dragons actually killing and eating people.

And shush! You mention remake (especially if the movie was so horrible that it's public domain now) and SOMEONE will find a way to do it. THe Killer Shrews at least had camp value because it was just dogs in bag wigs. In a remake they'd CGI them and it'd be just utterly horrible and not even MSTiable.

Think "Food of the Gods II" ...

Re: What about Curse of the Komodo?

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

Could be worse, they could remake "Ssssss"... :)

Re: What about Curse of the Komodo?

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

But Sssss! was just a 70s remake of "The Alligator People" using snakes instead of alligators. And also so bad a film that not even IMDB has a listing for it.

Re: What about Curse of the Komodo?

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

It seems my B-movie Kung Fu is greater than yours. :-)

When you can snatch the golden turkey from my hand. Then you will be the Master.

Re: What about Curse of the Komodo?

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

Ok, I got one then, "Frogs!" where millions of the nasty, evil, ok toothless denizens of the bayou attack an isolated plantation?

Re: What about Curse of the Komodo?

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

or maybe Squirm?

Re: What about Curse of the Komodo?

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

Damn, I don't think I can beat killer earthworms. I shall concede defeat. :)

Re: Your B-movie Kung Fu is no good!

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Dammit! 7 s's ... I tried 5 and 6 and didn't come up with anything even remotely related to the movie :-P

[the-tsm.livejournal.com]

CHINESE WALKING DEATH-FISH!!!!

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[razorjak.livejournal.com]

And the Great One graces me with an audience.

I am touched :-)