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*bashing head against desk repeatedly*
My sexlife would be a lot more interesting if I was still the whorebag I was even just a decade ago. But nooo, I had to develop morals and standards and a guilty conscience.
As much as a desperately wish to get laid, I draw the line at girls almost 15 years my junior! WHy is it only females in that age range which seem to hit on me in a way that even I, Captain Oblivious, can tell what they are after?
Why can't I channel Jesse's moral integrity for awhile?
My sexlife would be a lot more interesting if I was still the whorebag I was even just a decade ago. But nooo, I had to develop morals and standards and a guilty conscience.
As much as a desperately wish to get laid, I draw the line at girls almost 15 years my junior! WHy is it only females in that age range which seem to hit on me in a way that even I, Captain Oblivious, can tell what they are after?
Why can't I channel Jesse's moral integrity for awhile?
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"Honey, I own tighty-whities that are older than you"
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I haven't even OWNED tightie whities since before this girl was born.
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I concur with the ones who say to give the younguns more credit as long as they appear to have become adults rather than overgrown children. The age of likely adulthood is lower in girls ...
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After I finished wiping up the water that I spit out after reading this, I actually have something to say:
Age is just a number. As long as the people involved are of the age of consent, why should you limit your options? You never know who will be the chick that will knock your sox off.
G'Luck, man. :)
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yep, that's what i was going to say. i mean, if they are annoying and childish, yeah, turn 'em down whether they're 18 or 38. but if they're okay, just many years away from you, why limit yourself? when i came onto guys in their 30s when i was 18, i knew what i was doing just as well as i do now. and i was much the same person, too. give 'em some credit for free will, JAK.
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And I can also go all psychologist on you and tell you how girls mature sooner, etc. But I won't do that.
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almost 15 years my junior = not legal drinking age yet.
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I just think, if she's hitting on you, and neither of you are looking to date, why not?
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Yeah - friends
It just feels odd. The girl isn't much older than the lil punker barback at Diablo.
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But, this is from someone who is currently dating a guy nine years older (ironically, he went to high school with Phil, whose wife is my age, too), so my opinion on the younger girl thing is biased, I'll admit.
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Okay okay, remember who you're talking about? I used to have a dating rule that you had to be at least old enough to have seen Raiders of the Lost Ark in the theatre.
It used to be old enough to see Stars Wars in the theater ... but Lucas cocked that up by rereleasing them.
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dude you totally chatted me up, and not many folks my age saw Star Wars in the theatre. i saw the second film in the theatre but i was like 4!
face it, you have to adjust these age things as you get older. i mean, when you were 25, dating someone 10 years younger would have been illegal in several states. but when you're 40, your friends won't even blink at you dating someone who's 30.
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27.5 is too young?
(Star Wars was the year before I was born)
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You probably don't have the issue in the Borders, where the average teenage girl is now so damned ugly, you'd turn gay - if the blokes weren't also repellant.
The problem is, you think to yourself "I wish I'd met you when I was 20-something" and then realise they'd have been five. That's kinda offputting.
On dating a younger girl.
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Um, wild guess here:
If you have such thick sound-proofing that it takes a hormone-high eighteen year old with the finesse of a dump truck to get through to you, then you are setting yourself up such that all you are ever going to hear, are hormone-high eighteen year olds with the finesse of a dump truck.
In other words, I think you answered yourself with the way you stated the question.
sigh. Please don't let yourself be persuaded by the age-is-just-a-number argument. So it only matters to you? That doesn't change the fact that it matters. Face up to it: you don't want to be "the whorebag [you were]." What you want is some high-quality, high-powered female company.
Listen, Captain Oblivious, I'm going to entrust you with a really weird tip. Keep an eye out for the-woman-who-stands-like-a-man-but-isn't-a-dyke . I know three such women; they are forward, trustworthy, and sexually ravenous. You *will* be attractive to them, because the first thing such women look for, is someone they won't break, ohysically or mentally. The second thing they look for is someone who won't play emotional games with them. I'm not saying that this is your ideal mate, but if you want a night of passion and company and to look yourself in the face in the morning, this is a good place to start. (Um. As long as you don't mind minor scarring. And are prepared to pin a bedmate who wants you to mean it.)
Good luck.
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Very nicely said.
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Best advice...advice he NEEDS to hear.
I heartily agree.
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And people wonder why I love you.
Sometimes it takes a rabbitkick to my skull to drive a point home.
I called her.
I had to stop lurking to ask a smart assed question
going back to lurking before I get stomped....
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(With out parental consent)