Jan. 27th, 2006 06:17 am
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razorjak*bashing head against desk repeatedly*
My sexlife would be a lot more interesting if I was still the whorebag I was even just a decade ago. But nooo, I had to develop morals and standards and a guilty conscience.
As much as a desperately wish to get laid, I draw the line at girls almost 15 years my junior! WHy is it only females in that age range which seem to hit on me in a way that even I, Captain Oblivious, can tell what they are after?
Why can't I channel Jesse's moral integrity for awhile?
My sexlife would be a lot more interesting if I was still the whorebag I was even just a decade ago. But nooo, I had to develop morals and standards and a guilty conscience.
As much as a desperately wish to get laid, I draw the line at girls almost 15 years my junior! WHy is it only females in that age range which seem to hit on me in a way that even I, Captain Oblivious, can tell what they are after?
Why can't I channel Jesse's moral integrity for awhile?
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You probably don't have the issue in the Borders, where the average teenage girl is now so damned ugly, you'd turn gay - if the blokes weren't also repellant.
The problem is, you think to yourself "I wish I'd met you when I was 20-something" and then realise they'd have been five. That's kinda offputting.