Jan. 27th, 2006 06:17 am
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razorjak*bashing head against desk repeatedly*
My sexlife would be a lot more interesting if I was still the whorebag I was even just a decade ago. But nooo, I had to develop morals and standards and a guilty conscience.
As much as a desperately wish to get laid, I draw the line at girls almost 15 years my junior! WHy is it only females in that age range which seem to hit on me in a way that even I, Captain Oblivious, can tell what they are after?
Why can't I channel Jesse's moral integrity for awhile?
My sexlife would be a lot more interesting if I was still the whorebag I was even just a decade ago. But nooo, I had to develop morals and standards and a guilty conscience.
As much as a desperately wish to get laid, I draw the line at girls almost 15 years my junior! WHy is it only females in that age range which seem to hit on me in a way that even I, Captain Oblivious, can tell what they are after?
Why can't I channel Jesse's moral integrity for awhile?
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dude you totally chatted me up, and not many folks my age saw Star Wars in the theatre. i saw the second film in the theatre but i was like 4!
face it, you have to adjust these age things as you get older. i mean, when you were 25, dating someone 10 years younger would have been illegal in several states. but when you're 40, your friends won't even blink at you dating someone who's 30.