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Nov. 24th, 2009 07:58 am
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SWEET BLACK SODOMIZED JESUS GETTING FELLATED BY MARY AND FELCHED BY JUDAS!!!
The bastards couldn't even let me wait until December before I feel the need to post my rant about the friggin knuckle dragging fuckwits who think there is an organized assault against Christmas by other religions and the atheistic liberals. (- Instead of the ACTUAL Assault against the spirit of the season by the demon known as Corporate Greed. -)
Some inbred genejokes are freaking out claiming that BEST BUY is "REFUSING" to recognize Christmas but have no problem with promoting a Muslim holiday in their Black Friday advertisement.
Of course, the fact that the Muslim holiday happens almost immediately after Thanksgiving and Christmas isn't until NEXT FUCKING MONTH doesn't enter into the stunted brain mass of those drooling douchenozzles.
Gee, maybe BEST BUY is waiting for DECEMBER to acknowledge Christmas? WOW, what a concept!
So ... this year's XMESS RANT is dedicated to the mouthbreathing fucktards who can't seem to understand the concept of a calendar.
...
I wouldn't say anything about the whole WAR ON CHRISTMAS shitefest if idiots would simply keep it where it belongs ... on Faux News ... and being spouted out only by hypocritcal scumfucks like Bill AsshO'reilly and the pineally stunted genejokes on Faux & Frauds.
But nooo! I have to hear it in other venues already. So you all get a repeat of my solution to the so-called War on Christmas.
Stop being cockheads!
Stop being offended because someone's greeting didn't involve blessing the left pinky toe of your sainted uncle as proscribed by the religion you've followed for 5 years.
Stop assuming that because someone DOESN'T say Merry Christmas that they are actually saying "Kill Jesus!"
Just stop. That's it. STOP!
Jesus fuck people! Why can't you all just accept the intent behind what is said instead of dwelling on the words themselves?
I truly don't know which are the biggest idiots:
The Corporate scumfucks who mandate that their wageslavedrones greet people with "Happy Holidays" instead of Happy Hanuka or Merry Christmas or Blessed Yuletide or WHATEVER ...
The Politically Correct fuckwads who've been trying to lobotomize and sanitize every holiday until they have the taste of consistancy of soggy wonderbread. They are the ones who've put pressure on the corporate whores to MAKE them set the policy of saying a bland "Happy Holidays".
The idiot fucks over at FAUX NEWS (especially the pineally stunted retards on Fox & Friends and BILL O'REILLY in specific) for saying there should be government legislature in order to "SAVE" Christmas.
This can all be solved quite easily if EVERYONE just admits they're stupid fucking scumwads and shouldn't be giving the power and influence they've been granted.
People, it's really quite fucking simple. When someone says "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanuka", "Blessed Yuletide" or whatever, they are simply wishing you HAPPY HOLIDAYS in the manner THEY celebrate them. They are not trying to actively spite your own personal faith. Whatever that may be. Accept the glad tidings as what they are. Stop being a cockhead and just ACCEPT!
NONE OF THIS IS IMPORTANT! THERE ARE MAJOR ISSUES THAT DESERVE MUCH MORE ATTENTION THAN THIS!
... With that being said. I heretofore swear that ANYONE talking about the "War on Christmas" in anything other than a joke or with complete disdain risks being struck down by an eggnog scented dildo and skullfucked with misteltoe! Get it? Got it? GOOD!
The bastards couldn't even let me wait until December before I feel the need to post my rant about the friggin knuckle dragging fuckwits who think there is an organized assault against Christmas by other religions and the atheistic liberals. (- Instead of the ACTUAL Assault against the spirit of the season by the demon known as Corporate Greed. -)
Some inbred genejokes are freaking out claiming that BEST BUY is "REFUSING" to recognize Christmas but have no problem with promoting a Muslim holiday in their Black Friday advertisement.
Of course, the fact that the Muslim holiday happens almost immediately after Thanksgiving and Christmas isn't until NEXT FUCKING MONTH doesn't enter into the stunted brain mass of those drooling douchenozzles.
Gee, maybe BEST BUY is waiting for DECEMBER to acknowledge Christmas? WOW, what a concept!
So ... this year's XMESS RANT is dedicated to the mouthbreathing fucktards who can't seem to understand the concept of a calendar.
...
I wouldn't say anything about the whole WAR ON CHRISTMAS shitefest if idiots would simply keep it where it belongs ... on Faux News ... and being spouted out only by hypocritcal scumfucks like Bill AsshO'reilly and the pineally stunted genejokes on Faux & Frauds.
But nooo! I have to hear it in other venues already. So you all get a repeat of my solution to the so-called War on Christmas.
Stop being cockheads!
Stop being offended because someone's greeting didn't involve blessing the left pinky toe of your sainted uncle as proscribed by the religion you've followed for 5 years.
Stop assuming that because someone DOESN'T say Merry Christmas that they are actually saying "Kill Jesus!"
Just stop. That's it. STOP!
Jesus fuck people! Why can't you all just accept the intent behind what is said instead of dwelling on the words themselves?
I truly don't know which are the biggest idiots:
The Corporate scumfucks who mandate that their wageslavedrones greet people with "Happy Holidays" instead of Happy Hanuka or Merry Christmas or Blessed Yuletide or WHATEVER ...
The Politically Correct fuckwads who've been trying to lobotomize and sanitize every holiday until they have the taste of consistancy of soggy wonderbread. They are the ones who've put pressure on the corporate whores to MAKE them set the policy of saying a bland "Happy Holidays".
The idiot fucks over at FAUX NEWS (especially the pineally stunted retards on Fox & Friends and BILL O'REILLY in specific) for saying there should be government legislature in order to "SAVE" Christmas.
This can all be solved quite easily if EVERYONE just admits they're stupid fucking scumwads and shouldn't be giving the power and influence they've been granted.
People, it's really quite fucking simple. When someone says "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanuka", "Blessed Yuletide" or whatever, they are simply wishing you HAPPY HOLIDAYS in the manner THEY celebrate them. They are not trying to actively spite your own personal faith. Whatever that may be. Accept the glad tidings as what they are. Stop being a cockhead and just ACCEPT!
NONE OF THIS IS IMPORTANT! THERE ARE MAJOR ISSUES THAT DESERVE MUCH MORE ATTENTION THAN THIS!
... With that being said. I heretofore swear that ANYONE talking about the "War on Christmas" in anything other than a joke or with complete disdain risks being struck down by an eggnog scented dildo and skullfucked with misteltoe! Get it? Got it? GOOD!