Something that has me wondering

Why is it that the majority of my tips come from bull-dykes (and those of you who know me realize that I do not mean that as an insult. I love bulldykes. They can sometimes drink me under the table and can fix my car.), trophy girlfriends (the barely 21 girls who date the 50+ high rollers) and older women?

Though I DID get a kick out of my table last night. An older biker type guy mistakenly passed his hotel key over with his money instead of his player's club card.

" I appreciate the compliment sir. But I don't get off shift for another 8 hours ... and I can't actually put you in the system with that. "

Thankfully I had gauged the table and figured they'd all laugh about it (even the guy). It worked well. They laughed and tipped all night.