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God damn my barbed tongue of doom!

An annoying haustroll of a coworker was a bit loud this morning at work.

I was tired. I am still getting over the flu. I was only an hour from going home. We all know what that means.

" She's just mad I stole her man. I can't help that I have the body of a goddess."

.... " Goddess, right ... the Venus of Willendorf "