Eeek! SAFEWORD!

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I needed that laugh this morning.

Dear gods! Those fuckers all must have had an extra scoop of stupid with their retardios last night. Usually I can make it at least two hours without having to restrain myself from choking a dumbass. I didn't even make it fifteen minutes last night.

*Man who's not drunk but does have alcohol on his breath walks up to the podium.*

"I depend to know why you gave my wife a hassle about coming into the casino two hours ago. And don't give me any bullshit about how it wasn't you at the door two hours ago. I REMEMBER you. SO what do you have to say for yourself?"

... "Sir, there was no way in heaven or hell I was going to be able to let your wife on the floor in the condition she was in two hours ago. No matter how sober you claim she was."

" WHY NOT!?!? "

... " Because I only punched in 10 minutes ago. Are you sure you're at the right casino? "

Seriously, I am so surprised I don't get written up more often.