Aug. 17th, 2007

razorjak: (giggles)
A Lovecraftian musical is nothing when you consider that some group actually made a Too Much Coffee Man opera.
razorjak: (emo-catgirl)
Ride it like I stole it.

Hands high who's been in a similar situation.
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or ... Could we get stupider people doing our commercials?

Nike Shox Ad

"How does it know that?"

A better question would be, What the fuck are you doing shopping for running shoes when you're not even going to bother listening to the salesman? Why are you giving a stupid face which implies that you're pissed that the guy is interrupting your ipod time? Why the fuck doesn't everyone who buys NIKE shoes suck on a lit M80?

NETFLIX new commercial campaign ...

Why the fuck would I want to join a service which implies that I'd turn into a plastic faced soulless suburbanite? How scary is that woman's face? Doesn't the husband look like he's been lobotomized?

... Seriously, at least three quarters of the ad campaigns that exist actually push me AWAY from the product/service they're hawking. Then again, I'm not the target marketing demographic. I'm not a braindead fratfuck with a tiny cock and homophobia fueled by latent homosexuality ... ie ... XBOX players.

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