GONARD, the cyclopean purple-headed custard chucker DEMANDS to be appeased!

Friggin HUGE sanguine moon out right now! FUCKING HUGE AND BLOOD RED!

The only way I could be more friggin randy right now is if it was also lightning'ing out!

DAMMIT!!! All revved up and no one here to ... yeah.

(- DAMNED elemental nature! I don't even want to set foot in the bathroom. I am sure my eyes would be emerald green if I looked in a mirror right now! -)

I'll be back in a lil while. I have to go hammer ten-penny nails into cold plaster walls with my penis for awhile.