"Buy this truck and PUNCH MOTHER NATURE IN THE FACE."

http://www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com/

As I know both of these stunning individuals personally, I laugh my ass off everytime she updates the damned thing.

Those of you who don't know "The Boyfriend" ... Just picture a live action version of "The Mole" from the South Park movie.

With that exact voice as well.

No time for the ole in out luv, I've just come to read the meter.

The most *cough* "metrosexual" supervisors of the various departments at work for some reason got into the habit of calling me Alex. Even though my name is quite visible on the ID badge.

It took me until last night to actually corner him and ask him why he's been calling me Alex.

After staring at my ID badge for amoment he looked up at me quite embarressed and replied, " I really thought it said Alex the first time I looked at it."

... "Uh huh, I think you've been having one too many late night viewings of 'A Clockwork Orange' my droogie."
was my response.

He got the reference, blushed hard and laughed as he walked away.

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Have I mentioned I REALLY like my job?

(no subject)

And now I simply MUST find smoe copies of "Captain Simian & the Space Monkeys"!

Anyone else remember that cartoon? Specificially the character, Rhesus 2.

( The Space Monkeys are shoving brains into Rhesus 2's skull )

"There was me. That is Alex .."

( They all scream " WRONG BRAIN!" )